Well boys and… other boys (What do you want from me? We didn’t have any female entries!), I have some bad news. Even the lowest of our guesses was almost double the total. It seems that after taking a beating from the media for their overuse of “magical” and “revolutionary”, they decided to dial it back a bit. In fact, I had to be really lenient with some of the statements just to make it to the 10 that I heard.
Now because I love you all so much, I am going to put myself through another 118 minutes of watching Apple spew bullshit to the WWDC attendees just to make perfectly sure that I didn’t miss some of them. We also have other cast members (the ones that actually enjoy listening to these things) watching and tallying the results so that we can be 100% positive that we have the correct numbers. Rest assured that if there’s a winner it will be announced immediately. If there isn’t a winner, we’ll come up with something else to say “Thanks for being awesome”.
The guesses I received in ascending order are as follows:
- Kyle – 19
- Paul – 31
- Chris – 35
- Michael F. – 47
- 3D Jesus – 68
- Neal – 88