I have one thing to say: You are some sexy mofos. Well, except the few of you with pedo-staches. *shudder*
As for the contest, I was both highly impressed and severely unimpressed by some of you. As you know, we will be judging in two categories; mustache and beard. With that said, let’s move on to the winners.
Reader Ryan wins the beard category, starting out with less than other entrants yet still ending the month with enough beard to house a family of sparrows and a talking cricket. Congrats on your testosterone, Ryan!
Kyle decided to go the traditional Movember route, keeping the mustache pure. He was also the only one whose mustache I could see without zooming in.
Congrats to the winners. Shoot me an email (email@example.com/noisecast) so we can discuss your prizes.
As for the rest of the entrants, thanks for playing. Maybe the testosterone gods will smile upon you next year. Check the gallery below for all the entries, and don’t forget to stay tuned for more awesome contests!
5 thoughts on “No-Shave November Contest Results”
Holy shit Ryan, that beard is magnificent.
And that is why he won.
It’s an honor just to be nominated, then crossed out because I shaved to get some punani.
My wife hates my beards and mustaches, but that didn’t stop me.
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