Except Agrippa. My favorite part is how ice cream sandwich isn’t even part of the news. I totally blanked on it. i could add it now, but, meh. I’m both gluten and lactose intolerant, so I’m bitter. We’ve got a full bag today so peep it and creep it.
This is not important at all. At this point, why would anyone want to go public on that dinosaur. NASDAQ is where it’s at (whatever it is). NYSE is just like those idiots who shell out mad money for a Manhattan area code (212) it’s dumb. I’m totally making this all up. I don’t know what I’m talking about. I’m only the most magniferous human being ever.[divider]
E.T. Had these issues, once, with his iPhone on AT&T, kept pestering people for rides and inappropriately touching children. Then he got a Blackberry on Verizon. Everything was fine. Oh the irony. Things come full circle. All I know is RIM needs to handle this fast. I was chatting up some Martian babe with three titties. THREE TITTIES! Trying to get her to come over. Now she probably thinks I’m ignoring her.[divider]
It turns out Dell wasn’t decapitated. Back in the days of Afro Samurai, Dell would never have survived it. Someone might want to tell HP that they’re dead, because their growing market share doesn’t seem cognizant of this fact. Also, I have to give Dell mad props. However bad they used to be, they are churning out some nice machines lately. I’m typing this on a Dell and it is fresh to death.[divider]
Introducing Microsoft Android’s Ice Cream Sandwich. I mean, at this point, the only one not writing checks to Microsoft for Android is Google. Just get it over with.[divider]
This was inevitable, but maybe we can finally see an end to I.E.6 Finally some stability and the death of XP. Oh hai Windows 8! [divider]
For Real. – Sent from my AT&T using ass.[divider]
This is sad news. This man invented a programming language from scratch, and then built an OS with it. What have you done lately?[divider]