Date: 10/16/2011, Time: 8EST
Roster: Steven, Kevlar, Gonzo
- California dickbutts want warrantless searches of phones http://bit.ly/pPlWmS
- Blackberry killing themselves, silently http://bit.ly/oilvK1
- Samsung Lawyers can’t tell iPad from “Galazy” tab http://bit.ly/mVWki0
- USAF Drone virus http://bit.ly/nmu5zN
- Google Buzz dead http://bit.ly/oY9mpo
- AT&T LTE phones will have better battery life http://bit.ly/nm4SDN
- Verizon is a dickbutt, tracks you: http://bit.ly/qEgLAG
- Dennis Ritchie dies: http://bit.ly/mTik2Z
- AT&T Toggle: Work and play on one phone, separate areas http://bit.ly/nw2bKd
- Filipino man undergoes surgery to look like Superman http://huff.to/oFUfce and ends up looking like Diana Ross WHO THE HELL USED COMIC SANS?
- FBI agent and federal prosecutor take Ferrari for joyride and total it; insurance co. out of luck – http://bit.ly/nupk9m
- Nokia’s new ringtone: http://bit.ly/nmGV34 (wub wub wub)
- NEXT WEEK WILL BE EPISODE 50!! OMG ALREADY?