First of all, watch this. It’s the greatest sex-ed spoof video you will ever see, if you’re a fan of H.P. Lovecraft and know who/what Cthulhu is.
The roundup is after the jump.
- It seems parts of your brain sleep/work in shifts when you’re tired. This explains a lot…
I now have an excuse not to listen to the significant other.
- Oh, what the hell is this? iPhone 6 rumors already? We haven’t even nailed down the iPhone 5 rumors yet.
*Sigh* really? Already? We haven’t even gotten a date for the iPhone 5 yet (if that’s its name). This one has Sharp being selected to manufacture the LCD for the iPhone-after-next.
- SETI has been shuttered.
Did someone finally realize how nonsensical their premise (not their goal) was? Good riddance to a waste of money. Go get a real job, at a real space agency like NASA. Let’s totally ignore the fact that any radio signals you receive (that hasn’t decayed or been obstructed) would likely be millions or even billions of years old. The whole idea was just retarded. forget trying to receive a signal, let’s try to SEE the signs. Waste, production, propulsion, gravitational wobble, heck even galactic war, whatever. Go solve some real problems, slackers.
- Lifehacker shows you how to live in your browser. Prep for Chrome OS.
Let’s be honest, Chrome OS is as much the future as Google wave was… but it is portentous and there is a definite shift to a sort of cloud living. Might as well learn to live online, and let Lifehacker guide you.
- The Youtube Founders have bought Delicious from Yahoo.
So… i don’t actually care. I don’t know anyone who still uses delicious. I’m fairly certain the hullabaloo at it’s shuttering was just typical internet whatever… *yawn* have fun.
- Those domains seized by ICE? Put to creative use.
This government crackdown on piracy (now that all problems have been solved and shilling for the music and movie industry is more important than a bum economy and two wars), has taken a turn for the somewhat entertaining. Actually, I’m being sarcastic. This is retarded, but at least it’s creative. Also… those were all actors, would have been cooler with real people. You can watch it below.