Monday Update

So here we are again. Another Monday.

I’ve settled back in at my desk and I’m ready to begin another fantastic week… ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.

God I’m tired.

Anyway, here’s some stuff:

Something about swords.

Something about Nokia.

Something about relationships.

Something about Motorola.

Something about airplanes.

Something about genocide.

Something about something.

Also,

We’d like to officially welcome Marian Machado to our ranks. I’m not sure who she bribed to be allowed into our secret club, but she did it, and now she’s typing away on our blog-o-nonsense.

I don’t know much about her, but I hear she’s Cuban, and some people say that on a full moon, she needs to eat the first born child of an icelandic family in order to prevent herself from turning into a werewolf…┬áThat’s just what I heard though.

Regardless of her bloodthirsty rituals, I’m sure she’ll make a lovely addition to our cast.┬áSo Welcome Marian!

Finally, I’d like to close with something I found on the internets that I thought was very interesZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ