Hungover? You may soon not have to be.

It’s Monday in this part of the world (Ed. Note: it was Monday. Oops.) and quite frankly one should not be required to clock in after a day’s worth of NFL games and the drinking that comes along with it. I’m pretty sure that Chris could also appreciate not having to do anything following a podcast (which streams live every Sunday night at 8EST) what with the whiskey hangover that proceeds it every Monday morning. No, this isn’t some sort of rant against Monday, I come to you with great news: the FDA has approved a hangover cure!

The whimsical magical amazing new pill, called Blowfish (insert crude joke here), promises to alleviate your worse hangover within 15-30 minutes instead of the day long trips to the restroom at work. According to The Washington Post, the lushes’ miracle pill contains “1,000mg of aspirin , 120mg of caffeine, and a stomach-soothing agent.”

Although your hangover headache may soon be a thing of the past, sadly this pill will do nothing about your behavior the night before or the evidence you left on facebook or those drunken tweets and texts. Sorry.