Android is a fragmented mess.
Flash is a bloated piece of crap and nothing on the internet that uses it matters.
Microsoft hasn’t done anything good since Bill Gates left.
No one on earth gives a shit about Blackberry.
Larry Page and Sergey Brin: possible homosexuals?!
Steve Jobs looks better now that he’s lost all that weight.
All Valve games blow.
If you’re not using Linux, you don’t know anything about computers.
The new Star Wars movies were all right.