My family suddenly decided “Hey, let’s go to the fair!” Fairs are fun, but I wasn’t going to let that keep me from my obligation to you, dear readers. So I’m going to attempt to make this post from my from iPhone. It’s probably going to be terrible. Also if any of these links forward to the mobile versions of those sites, that’s why.
Allons-y!
Someone has apparently stolen half a million dollars worth of Bitcoins. This is a bad day for imaginary money.
There’s a lunar eclipse tonight and Google’s got you covered if you can’t see it for yourself. Of course, by the time you see this it’ll probably be too late. Whatever.
Your set top box is literally gobbling up electricity and probably costing you a lot of money.
Speaking of stuff hooked up to your tv, here’s what the Wii-U looks like. Not a whole lot going on there. Oh, and for the record, it won’t play BluRays or DVDs. Not that anyone is particularly surprised.
Do you want a $550 switchblade? No? Well what if I told you it was designed by James “the Green Goblin II” Franco?! Still no? Okay then. Oh, but if you’re curious why, here you go.
Here’s a giant, 22 pound, lobster. There’s not really much to say about that, but I thought it was cool.
Here’s a concept of a mouse that makes files seem heavier based on how big they are. Good luck moving your porn folder around. Good thing you’re stronger in one arm.
I’ll leave you tonight with a commercial for Ocarina of Time on the 3DS, starring Robin Williams and his daughter Zelda. Now if you excuse me, I have some deep fried everything to attend to. Smell ya later.
Robin Williams, FTW. Shazbot.
I ate from this same stand Sunday before last. Had the chocolate covered bacon. Verdict: Meh.
I also at from the stand immediately right of this one, got the deep fried Klondike Bar. Verdict: Thank goodness I don’t have access to these on a daily basis.