Welcome to another weekly episode of the NoiseDraft, a completely made up mock draft for your reading pleasure. Each week the topic changes and each week the selection order changes. Feel free to continue the draft in the comments below! Just remember, once something has been chosen, you can’t choose it again!
Since it was Rapture week and we all were going to die, we decided to bring some tech back from the afterlife. Of course, we’re not dead and hopefully neither are you. But if you are dead and reading this, would you mind granting our wishes and telling the big Jobso up in the sky to send these tech pieces back to earth for a second coming? Thanks.
1. Agrippa – The Trebuchet
2. Ron – The Space Shuttle
3. Kevlar – Deadly Cars
You know what I mean, the kind of car that doesn’t protect you when you forget how to drive. No cruise control. Steel that crushes however it damn well feels like, whether or not it sends sharp corners into you and your passengers. You should have put that burger down and paid attention.
4. Steven – Illuminated Tires