This one is an oldie but a goodie. I’ve used it a few times myself but I stopped because I couldn’t help but feel bad for the frustrated and desperate telemarketer on the other end of the phone call. Even if you are on a do-not-call registry there’s still ways for certain companies to call you to solicit something. Political campaigns, survey groups, and charities all get the green-light to bypass the do-not-call registry. If you’ve got some time to kill and are in a trollface mood, check out the script after the break on how to get under the skin of a telemarketer. You can also get a printable version here so you can keep it handy by your phone.
Source: EGBG Counterscript