In today’s news roundup, we have a wonderful new excuse to do sexually suggestive things, a departure at Apple, a movie, a time lapse video of an AIDS victim, and much more. First, pole dancing for jesus and then follow the roundup after the jump.
Shake that money maker for Jesus, baby. Yes, this is real and they totally take themselves seriously.
Cofounder and editor-at-large of thenoisecast.com. Descended from a quantum crisis that merged Zeus and Batman together momentarily, confusing them and making them impregnate a cloud of pure concentrated awesome. He was born defective however, and looks normal, except grotesquely obese.