So it looks like Friendster is going the way of the fishes… what’s that? The fish aren’t extinct yet? Oh, well, then it’s going the way of the dragon. Dragons were real until the were killed off by some dude, except for Sean Connery, but then he turned into a star eventually by being killed in that one documentary so… you know… now Friendster is doing the same minus the star part.
So let’s take a walk through memory lane and remember all the great social networks that have fallen by the wayside and remember the things we loved about th…
Oh sorry I got distracted. Ron posted this really hilarious picture on facebook and I had to tweet about it. What were we talking about again?
- Friendster shall be deleting all user photos, blogs and more on May 31st.
In other words, some dude in some empty room is going to hit delete on an empty screen. Really, Friendster hadn’t vanished already? You’re slippin, Facebook. - In case you missed it: Sony announced two new “tablets” for Fall.
It’s apparently a big deal since it was all over my news feed. Though some people weren’t necessarily impressed. (SPOILERS! It was me). - Moore’s Law to hit reality in 6-8 years.
No shit? I mean, people actually treated this as a law despite its being demonstrably false are at best an oversimplification of things? Okay, well the imaginary law shall meet the very real reality shortly. But never fear, the Singularity shall swoop in and save us in one big Rapture… err… I mean Upload? - DogWars: Wanna be like Michael Vick? There’s an app for that.
Fuck that guy, and fuck this app. I don’t even like dogs THAT much but this would be like making UFC a fight where death is encouraged, or if you lose too often we can put you to sleep. Now to make a game that kids might play? Come on. And shut up, Mike Vick. Just shut up. We know how sad you are about… getting caught. - Blue Screen of Death problem: SOLVED. Checkmate.
Therefore, your argument is invalid. - Sony finally admits that you were boned. I can’t hear you over the sound of my own laughter on Xbox Live.
You’re all boned. Don’t worry, we’ll take care of you over here on Live. Yes we pay (or pay more), but you get what you pay for. No downtime, blazing speed, a larger community, more cool sh*t, and did I mention the part where you’ve been boned so I don’t care what you think so shut the hell up…
Now, stay off of my Facebook. Weirdo.
