Facebook Breakup Notifier

Now even stalking need not be difficult. The new breakup notifier app for facebook will send you an email when the object of your creepy affection changes her relationship status. To the ladies and gents I stalk, don’t worry. I’m not just a stalker, I harass too, so I’ll never get tired of the legwork of obsessively checking your facebook. This is an Agrippa certified guarantee. I just poked you… #creeper

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