Facebook Breakup Notifier

By Agrippa • February 21, 2011 • News • Apps, Facebook, WTF

Now even stalking need not be difficult. The new breakup notifier app for facebook will send you an email when the object of your creepy affection changes her relationship status. To the ladies and gents I stalk, don’t worry. I’m not just a stalker, I harass too, so I’ll never get tired of the legwork of obsessively checking your facebook. This is an Agrippa certified guarantee. I just poked you… #creeper

[breakup notifier]

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Agrippa

Cofounder and editor-at-large of thenoisecast.com. Descended from a quantum crisis that merged Zeus and Batman together momentarily, confusing them and making them impregnate a cloud of pure concentrated awesome. He was born defective however, and looks normal, except grotesquely obese.