{"id":9575,"date":"2011-07-15T11:00:34","date_gmt":"2011-07-15T16:00:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/?p=9575"},"modified":"2023-12-24T08:59:05","modified_gmt":"2023-12-24T14:59:05","slug":"photoshop-contest-create-a-new-species","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/2011\/07\/photoshop-contest-create-a-new-species\/","title":{"rendered":"Photoshop Contest: Create A New Species [UPDATED!] (ACTUALLY WIN SOMETHING)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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Bred for its skills in magic.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n

We all saw Napoleon Dynamite right? Well then you remember the Liger. Half Tiger, half Lion, as magical as an Apple product, and 101% bad ass. Now it’s your turn.<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n

Let your imagination run wild and come up with some sort of weird looking animal. Mix a penguin and giraffe, or a sea horse and a bear, whatever you want. WARNING: Please do not actually try to breed these animals and snap a photo. Animals have been known to be animals, and as such, they could kill you. So keep your tom-foolery in photoshop and use those mad skills to concoct something magnificent!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Feeling ambitious? Don’t want to let the “man” keep you down with his “rules” on how many animals you should mix together for a photoshop contest?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Screw it then, mix 3 together! You’ll show them. Those conformists! Damn them!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Feeling more ambitious than that last poser who only mixed 3 animals together? Mix 4 then! Fight the powers that be! Blah Blah! Anarchist blather!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

You get the idea.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

UPDATE!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

This just in:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Our own Michael Pitts has kindly put up prizes for this weeks contest!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1st prize: Worms: Reloaded (for Steam)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

2nd and 3rd prize: Absolutely Nothing.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

There’s only one catch: We need to get at least 5 entries to do so. Not because of any weird laws, but because we want at least 5 entries. So tell yo kids, tell yo wife, and get photoshoppin’ up in here.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Rules for entry:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

– All submissions must be in .jpg or .gif format, less than 800k.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

– No animated gifs.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Please title the file with whatever name you\u2019d like to be credited with (ex: Ron.jpg, FartyMcMly.gif, weeeee.jpg)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– All entries must be received no later than Wednesday, July 20th!<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Email your entries to:\u00a0Ron@thenoisecast.com<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Get Shoppin!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Unleash your inner Dr. Frankenstein & Photoshop your wildest hybrid beast! Dragonshark? Giraffepenguin? 4-way mashups welcome! Prizes for top 3! Go crazy, but keep it clean.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":9577,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[360],"tags":[1758,760,646],"class_list":["post-9575","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-etc","tag-animals","tag-photoshop-contest","tag-spotlight"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/liger.jpeg?fit=640%2C431&ssl=1","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pelghY-2ur","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9575","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9575"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9575\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21357,"href":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9575\/revisions\/21357"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/9577"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9575"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9575"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9575"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}