{"id":9108,"date":"2011-07-03T19:49:55","date_gmt":"2011-07-04T00:49:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/?p=9108"},"modified":"2023-12-22T09:18:43","modified_gmt":"2023-12-22T15:18:43","slug":"noisedraft-villains-who-would-make-terrible-domestic-partners","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/2011\/07\/noisedraft-villains-who-would-make-terrible-domestic-partners\/","title":{"rendered":"NoiseDraft: Villains who would make terrible domestic partners"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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Welcome to another weekly episode of the NoiseDraft, a completely made up mock draft for your reading pleasure. Each week the topic changes and each week the selection order changes. Feel free to continue the draft in the comments below! Just remember, once something has been chosen, you can\u2019t choose it again!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Admit it, there’s some evil villains out there that you’d more than happy take on as your domestic partner. They may be bad, they may be egomaniacs, but you may see a sweeter side to their madness. Don’t tell me that you wouldn’t consider Xenia Onatopp<\/a> or Detective Alonzo Harris<\/a> to be your significant other! But, for all those baddies that may make for good partners, there’s just as many evil geniuses who would be terrible, absolutely terrible, to co-habit with! Here’s our picks for villains we would definitely not want to share our bed with.<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n

1. Ray – Poison Ivy from Batman<\/h4>\n\n\n\n
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For starters she\u2019s a eco-terrorist, which is just dumb. And I\u2019d be afraid her vag was a venus fly-trap what would eat my dick.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

2. Ben – Mystique<\/h4>\n\n\n\n
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At first glance, her being able to take any form might seem like a good thing. But just imagine you’re fooling around when suddenly… BAM, penis. She could also probably accuse you cheating on her with herself. Bitches are crazy like that.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

3. Steven – Gargamel from The Smurfs<\/h4>\n\n\n\n
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At first things would be all right because he really wants to get rich, but when you tell him that his master plan involves a bunch of blue shroom leprechauns things might get ugly. He has a bajillion spells and potions so if you get on his bad side then it\u2019s a one way ticket to roofie land, all day, every day, and every night. On the bright side, he\u2019s stupid enough to accidentally put the stuff in his own coffee instead.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Love ’em onscreen, loathe ’em at home: Villains who’d make terrible roommates! This NoiseDraft takes on evil co-habitation, from manipulative masterminds to hygiene-challenged monsters. Pick your poison (or lack thereof) and join the draft in the comments!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":9110,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1794],"tags":[1208],"class_list":["post-9108","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-noisedraft","tag-mock-drafts"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/batmanbaddies.jpg?fit=403%2C304&ssl=1","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pelghY-2mU","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9108","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9108"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9108\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21305,"href":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9108\/revisions\/21305"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/9110"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9108"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9108"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9108"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}