{"id":8685,"date":"2011-06-23T20:00:32","date_gmt":"2011-06-24T01:00:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/?p=8685"},"modified":"2023-12-21T20:32:00","modified_gmt":"2023-12-22T02:32:00","slug":"noisecast-roundup-the-substitute","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/2011\/06\/noisecast-roundup-the-substitute\/","title":{"rendered":"Noisecast Roundup: The Substitute"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>In case you haven&#8217;t noticed, I&#8217;m not Agrippa. Nope, but I promise to share with you all a few of my favorite things. Before we jump into tonight&#8217;s round up, here&#8217;s a lil&#8217; sumthin&#8217; sumthin&#8217; from Substantial &nbsp;&#8211; reppin&#8217; P G County, MD<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Substantial - &quot;My Favorite Things (f\/ Steph)&quot;\" width=\"500\" height=\"281\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/vQkZJwK0qWs?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Now on to the roundup.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<!--more-->\n\n\n\n<p>FTC says Google is evil, slaps them with a subpoenas and anti-trust probe. (<a title=\"FTC to Serve Google with Subpoenas...\" href=\"http:\/\/online.wsj.com\/article\/SB10001424052702303339904576403603764717680.html?mod=djemalertNEWS\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">WSJ Online<\/a>)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Speaking of Google, remember those fancy driver-less cars we&#8217;ve seen being tested, apparently they just got a legal okay in the State of Nevada. Cars that drive themselves are cool but where&#8217;s my flying car? (<a title=\"Well That Didn\u2019t Take Long: Nevada Is Legally Preparing For Self-Driving Cars\" href=\"http:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/2011\/06\/well-that-didnt-take-long-nevada-is-legally-preparing-for-self-driving-cars\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Noisecast<\/a>)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ever been fired from a job? This guy got some revenge (and a suspended sentence); win? (<a title=\"Hacker replaces ex-boss's presentation with porn\" href=\"http:\/\/www.tgdaily.com\/unbalanced\/56814-hacker-replaces-ex-bosss-presentation-with-porn\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">TG Daily<\/a>)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Thought Winkle-dee and Winkle-dum were <a href=\"http:\/\/bits.blogs.nytimes.com\/2011\/06\/22\/winklevosses-drop-facebook-fight-keep-settlement\/\">done with their Facebook fight?<\/a> Think again. (<a href=\"http:\/\/online.wsj.com\/article\/SB10001424052702304569504576404250462858980.html?mod=rss_Technology\">Wall Street Journal<\/a>)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a title=\"Noisecast Roundup: Stars, Hackers, and Surviving Armageddon\" href=\"http:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/2011\/06\/noisecast-roundup-stars-hackers-and-surviving-armageddon\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Remember<\/a> how Apple told a judge that Amazon&#8217;s Appstore for Android was just soooo confusing to the public? Well apparently a judge is not convinced and will &#8220;probably&#8221; not rule a preliminary injunction against Amazon. (<a title=\"Judge not convinced consumers confused over dueling app stores\" href=\"http:\/\/arstechnica.com\/apple\/news\/2011\/06\/judge-not-convinced-consumers-confused-over-dueling-app-stores.ars?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">ArsTechnica<\/a>)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Why is this up here? Well Emma Stone fighting zombies in a corset. You&#8217;re arguments are invalid. (<a title=\"Emma Stone joins 'Pride and Prejudice and Zombies'\" href=\"http:\/\/www.popeater.com\/2011\/06\/23\/emma-stone-joins-pride-and-prejudice-and-zombies\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Popeater<\/a> &#8211; Thanks <a title=\"Twitter\" href=\"http:\/\/www.twitter.com\/nomentionofkev\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">@nomentionofkev<\/a>)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I can&#8217;t wait to get my hands on one of these:&nbsp;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.getolympus.com\/PENteaser\/\">http:\/\/www.getolympus.com\/PENteaser\/<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image aligncenter size-full\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/2011\/06\/noisecast-roundup-the-substitute\/new-olympus-pen\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-8686\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"495\" height=\"233\" data-attachment-id=\"8686\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/2011\/06\/noisecast-roundup-the-substitute\/new-olympus-pen\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/New-Olympus-PEN.jpg?fit=495%2C233&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"495,233\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"New Olympus PEN\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"&lt;p&gt;via @getolympus&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/New-Olympus-PEN.jpg?fit=300%2C141&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/New-Olympus-PEN.jpg?fit=495%2C233&amp;ssl=1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/New-Olympus-PEN.jpg?resize=495%2C233&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-8686\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/New-Olympus-PEN.jpg?w=495&amp;ssl=1 495w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/New-Olympus-PEN.jpg?resize=300%2C141&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 495px) 100vw, 495px\" \/><\/a><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">via @getolympus<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Remember when Atari used to advertise itself as a &#8220;home computer&#8221;? No? Well get off my lawn and check out 101 classic computer ads (<a title=\"101 Classic Computer Ads\" href=\"http:\/\/gadgets.boingboing.net\/2008\/08\/08\/101-classic-computer.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">boingboing<\/a>)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>There&#8217;s a million reasons why I&#8217;d love an iPhone on T-Mobile; there&#8217;s also a million people that don&#8217;t wanna wait on Magenta. Let&#8217;s <del>start<\/del> add more fuel to those&nbsp;unsubstantiated rumors about a T-Mobile iPhone. (<a title=\"T-Mobile now home to 1 million iPhones\" href=\"http:\/\/www.tuaw.com\/2011\/06\/23\/t-mobile-now-home-to-1-million-iphones\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">TUAW<\/a>)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Lastly, happy birthday Sonic the Hedgehog:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image aligncenter size-full\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/segaamerica\/3727473958\/sizes\/m\/in\/photostream\/\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"500\" height=\"281\" data-attachment-id=\"8688\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/2011\/06\/noisecast-roundup-the-substitute\/3727473958_7cfd7f439a\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/3727473958_7cfd7f439a.jpg?fit=500%2C281&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"500,281\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Happy Birthday Sonic\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"&lt;p&gt;via SEGA&amp;#8217;s Flickr &lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/3727473958_7cfd7f439a.jpg?fit=300%2C168&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/3727473958_7cfd7f439a.jpg?fit=500%2C281&amp;ssl=1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/3727473958_7cfd7f439a.jpg?resize=500%2C281&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-8688\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/3727473958_7cfd7f439a.jpg?w=500&amp;ssl=1 500w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/3727473958_7cfd7f439a.jpg?resize=300%2C168&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">via SEGA&#8217;s Flickr<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>FTC vs Google! Driverless cars in Nevada? Flying cars next?  Winklevoss twins back for Facebook face-off!  Apple vs Amazon Appstore: Court says &#8220;meh.&#8221; \u200dEmma Stone fights zombies in a corset: mic drop. \u200dRetro tech ads &#038; iPhone on T-Mobile rumors!  Happy birthday Sonic!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":8686,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[276],"tags":[15,353,22,44,559,1281,1616,1617],"class_list":["post-8685","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-noisestash","tag-apple","tag-cameras","tag-google","tag-iphone","tag-litigation","tag-movies","tag-revenge","tag-sonic-the-hedgehog"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/New-Olympus-PEN.jpg?fit=495%2C233&ssl=1","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pelghY-2g5","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8685","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8685"}],"version-history":[{"count":17,"href":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8685\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21261,"href":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8685\/revisions\/21261"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/8686"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8685"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8685"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8685"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}