{"id":8418,"date":"2011-06-16T11:00:45","date_gmt":"2011-06-16T16:00:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/?p=8418"},"modified":"2023-12-16T13:58:14","modified_gmt":"2023-12-16T19:58:14","slug":"photoshop-contest-winners-what-apple-should-have-announced","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/2011\/06\/photoshop-contest-winners-what-apple-should-have-announced\/","title":{"rendered":"Photoshop Contest Winners: What Apple Should Have Announced."},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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Our guest judge for the week.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n

So another week went by and now I have the ever pleasurable job of judging your creativity. This week, I asked you to come up with something that you wish Apple had announced at WWDC. As is slowly becoming usual, I got a bunch of sarcastic, crude, cruel, and also completely hilarious responses. You people “get” me. You know what I like. I feel like we’re becoming more than friends…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ummm… no, wait… Let’s start over….<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n

*clears throat*<\/p>\n\n\n\n

So another week went by and now I have the ever pleasurable job of judging your creativity. This week, I asked you to come up with something that you wish Apple had announced at WWDC. As is slowly becoming usual, I got a bunch of sarcastic, crude, cruel, and also completely hilarious responses. I like your entries. Here they are:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

There were only four of you this week, so no gallery, since it requires more work on my part. Instead, I’ll give 4th place the “big image” treatment. So kudos to me for that idea.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

First Place – Andrew Berge:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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I laughed for a while on this one. Well done.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n

Second Place – Paul Valerio:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Totally cruel, completely uncalled for, seems to be Pauls M.O.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n

Third Place – Trois D. Jesus:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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I’m not exactly sure what this is. I kind of want it though.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n

Honorable Mention – C Bullins:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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I like the concept. Up your game a bit next time!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

WWDC 2011 wishes granted? Hilarious fan ideas for what Apple SHOULD have announced! Crude, cruel, & genius entries – judge picks top 4!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":8426,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[360],"tags":[15,760],"class_list":["post-8418","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-etc","tag-apple","tag-photoshop-contest"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/steve_jobs_630x.jpg?fit=640%2C336&ssl=1","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pelghY-2bM","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8418","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8418"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8418\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21239,"href":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8418\/revisions\/21239"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/8426"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8418"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8418"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8418"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}