{"id":7903,"date":"2011-06-08T16:00:05","date_gmt":"2011-06-08T21:00:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/?p=7903"},"modified":"2023-12-15T09:49:22","modified_gmt":"2023-12-15T15:49:22","slug":"opinion-wars-offending-everybody","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/2011\/06\/opinion-wars-offending-everybody\/","title":{"rendered":"Opinion Wars: Offending Everybody"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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The iPad is a stupid oversized iPod Touch.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Android is a fragmented mess.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Flash is a bloated piece of crap and nothing on the internet that uses it matters.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Microsoft hasn’t done anything good since Bill Gates left.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

No one on earth gives a shit about Blackberry.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Larry Page and Sergey Brin: possible homosexuals?!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Steve Jobs looks better now that he’s lost all that weight.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

All Valve games blow.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

If you’re not using Linux, you don’t know anything about computers.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The new Star Wars movies were all right.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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