{"id":777,"date":"2011-02-21T13:03:00","date_gmt":"2011-02-21T19:03:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/2011\/02\/21\/facebook-breakup-notifier\/"},"modified":"2023-11-28T06:34:23","modified_gmt":"2023-11-28T12:34:23","slug":"facebook-breakup-notifier","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/2011\/02\/facebook-breakup-notifier\/","title":{"rendered":"Facebook Breakup Notifier"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image aligncenter size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/Breakup-Notifier.png\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1348\" height=\"638\" data-attachment-id=\"899\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/2011\/02\/facebook-breakup-notifier\/breakup-notifier\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/Breakup-Notifier.png?fit=1348%2C638&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"1348,638\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Facebook Breakup Notifier\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/Breakup-Notifier.png?fit=300%2C141&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/Breakup-Notifier.png?fit=602%2C285&amp;ssl=1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/Breakup-Notifier.png?resize=1348%2C638&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-899\" title=\"Facebook Breakup Notifier\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/Breakup-Notifier.png?w=1348&amp;ssl=1 1348w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/Breakup-Notifier.png?resize=300%2C141&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/Breakup-Notifier.png?resize=1024%2C484&amp;ssl=1 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Now even stalking need not be difficult. 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