{"id":7701,"date":"2011-06-07T11:00:09","date_gmt":"2011-06-07T16:00:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/?p=7701"},"modified":"2023-12-15T07:03:44","modified_gmt":"2023-12-15T13:03:44","slug":"guess-that-bs-results","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/2011\/06\/guess-that-bs-results\/","title":{"rendered":"Guess That BS! Results"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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Well boys and… other boys (What do you want from me? We didn’t have any female entries!), I have some bad news. Even the lowest of our guesses was almost double the total. It seems that after taking a beating from the media for their overuse of “magical” and “revolutionary”, they decided to dial it back a bit. In fact, I had to be really lenient with some of the statements just to make it to the 10 that I heard.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Now because I love you all so much, I am going to put myself through another 118 minutes of watching Apple spew bullshit to the WWDC attendees just to make perfectly sure that I didn’t miss some of them. We also have other cast members (the ones that actually enjoy listening to these things) watching and tallying the results so that we can be 100% positive that we have the correct numbers. Rest assured that if there’s a winner it will be announced immediately. If there isn’t a winner, we’ll come up with something else to say “Thanks for being awesome”.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The guesses I received in ascending order are as follows:<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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  • Kyle \u2013            19<\/em><\/li>\n\n\n\n
  • Paul \u2013            31<\/em><\/li>\n\n\n\n
  • Chris \u2013          35<\/em><\/li>\n\n\n\n
  • Michael F. \u2013 47<\/em><\/li>\n\n\n\n
  • 3D Jesus \u2013    68<\/em><\/li>\n\n\n\n
  • Neal \u2013            88<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    Apple WWDC: Magical no-show! Did they ditch “revolutionary” for good? Dive into the sad truth & hilarious guesses!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":7710,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[360],"tags":[1462,273,1432],"class_list":["post-7701","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-etc","tag-contest","tag-exclusives","tag-wwdc"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/sad-face-wallpapers_13395_1280x960.jpg?fit=1280%2C960&ssl=1","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pelghY-20d","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7701","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7701"}],"version-history":[{"count":17,"href":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7701\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21190,"href":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7701\/revisions\/21190"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/7710"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7701"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7701"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7701"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}