{"id":6937,"date":"2011-05-23T09:55:11","date_gmt":"2011-05-23T14:55:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/?p=6937"},"modified":"2023-12-14T07:31:10","modified_gmt":"2023-12-14T13:31:10","slug":"monday-update-still-alive","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/2011\/05\/monday-update-still-alive\/","title":{"rendered":"Monday Update: Still Alive."},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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Hey guys, I’m writing a letter to Mr. Camping about his great rapture! It’s a completely original idea I had!<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n

Check out what I have so far:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

This wasn’t a triumph.
I’m making a note here: HUGE FAIL.
It’s hard to overstate my dissatisfaction.
Aperture Science<\/del> Here at The Noisecast
We live-blogged your rapture
because we could.
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are dead.<\/del> don’t read our site.
But there’s no sense crying over every mistake.
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.<\/del> people who will listen to your nonsense.
And the Religion gets done.
And you make a neat gun<\/del> media frenzy.
For the people who are still alive.<\/del> gullible.
I’m not even angry.
I’m being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart.<\/del> completely lied and caused a lot of problems for absolutely nothing.
And killed me.<\/del> You’re a dick.
And tore me to pieces.<\/del>You’re a dick.
And threw every piece into a fire. <\/del> You’re a dick.
As they burned<\/del> nothing happened it hurt because I was so happy<\/del> pulling for you!
Now these points of data make a beautiful line.<\/del> go crawl back into whatever hole you emerged from.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

That’s all I have so far. Help me finish in the comments.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Here’s a round up of stuff:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

This week’s NoiseDraft<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

PSN crap.<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Remember that time the world ended?<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

A Great Article on Internet Music<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

And A Great Article on Internet Currency<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

And that’s that! Have a good week, Podcast out later. Etc. Etc.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Goodbye.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Noisecast’s hilarious (and safe!) Rapture rant: “Huge fail, Mr. Camping! Now get back in your doomsday bunker.” Plus PSN hack, internet music history, & virtual currency deep dives. Tune in later for the podcast!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":6940,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[360],"tags":[93],"class_list":["post-6937","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-etc","tag-monday-update"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/photo1.jpeg?fit=397%2C399&ssl=1","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pelghY-1NT","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6937","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6937"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6937\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21107,"href":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6937\/revisions\/21107"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/6940"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6937"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6937"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6937"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}