{"id":5630,"date":"2011-04-27T19:30:08","date_gmt":"2011-04-28T00:30:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/?p=5630"},"modified":"2023-12-08T06:09:39","modified_gmt":"2023-12-08T12:09:39","slug":"noisecast-roundup-4-27-2011-schools-in-session-sex-ed-edition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/2011\/04\/noisecast-roundup-4-27-2011-schools-in-session-sex-ed-edition\/","title":{"rendered":"Noisecast Roundup 4-27-2011: School&#8217;s in session, sex-ed edition"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>First of all, watch this. It&#8217;s the greatest sex-ed spoof video you will ever see, if you&#8217;re a fan of H.P. Lovecraft and know who\/what Cthulhu is.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-4-3 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Late Bloomer - Short Film - Sundance Film Festival\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/v3gNQ2KYCb4?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>The roundup is after the jump.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<!--more-->\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/arstechnica.com\/science\/news\/2011\/04\/if-you-only-feel-half-awake-you-probably-are.ars\">It seems parts of your brain sleep\/work in shifts when you&#8217;re tired. This explains a lot&#8230;<\/a><br><em> I now have an excuse not to listen to the significant other.<\/em><\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.bgr.com\/2011\/04\/26\/sharp-selected-by-apple-as-lcd-manufacturer-for-iphone-6-report-suggests\/\">Oh, what the hell is this? iPhone 6 rumors already? We haven&#8217;t even nailed down the iPhone 5 rumors yet<\/a>.<br><em> *Sigh* really? Already? We haven&#8217;t even gotten a date for the iPhone 5 yet (if that&#8217;s its name). This one has Sharp being selected to manufacture the LCD for the iPhone-after-next.<\/em><\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.engadget.com\/2011\/04\/26\/seti-suspends-search-for-alien-life-e-t-weeps-in-the-silent-da\/\">SETI has been shuttered<\/a>.<br><em> Did someone finally realize how nonsensical their premise (not their goal) was? Good riddance to a waste of money. Go get a real job, at a real space agency like NASA. Let&#8217;s totally ignore the fact that any radio signals you receive (that hasn&#8217;t decayed or been obstructed) would likely be millions or even billions of years old. The whole idea was just retarded. forget trying to receive a signal, let&#8217;s try to SEE the signs. Waste, production, propulsion, gravitational wobble, heck even galactic war, whatever. Go solve some real problems, slackers.<\/em><\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/lifehacker.com\/#!5796224\/the-intermediate-guide-to-living-entirely-inside-chrome\">Lifehacker shows you how to live in your browser. Prep for Chrome OS<\/a>.<br><em> Let&#8217;s be honest, Chrome OS is as much the future as Google wave was&#8230; but it is&nbsp;portentous&nbsp;and there is a definite shift to a sort of cloud living. Might as well learn to live online, and let Lifehacker guide you.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/networkeffect.allthingsd.com\/20110427\/youtube-founders-are-back-and-have-bought-delicious-from-yahoo\/\">The Youtube Founders have bought Delicious from Yahoo<\/a>.<br><em> So&#8230; i don&#8217;t actually care. I don&#8217;t know anyone who still uses delicious. I&#8217;m fairly certain the&nbsp;hullabaloo&nbsp;at it&#8217;s shuttering was just typical internet whatever&#8230; *yawn* have fun.<\/em><\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.wired.com\/threatlevel\/2011\/04\/feds-anti-piracy-message\/\">Those domains seized by ICE? Put to creative use<\/a>.<br><em>This government crackdown on piracy (now that all problems have been solved and shilling for the music and movie industry is more important than a bum economy and two wars), has taken a turn for the somewhat entertaining. Actually, I&#8217;m being sarcastic. This is retarded, but at least it&#8217;s creative. Also&#8230; those were all actors, would have been cooler with real people. You can watch it below.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Antipiracy PSA (update)\" width=\"500\" height=\"281\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/6YScoXn31Mg?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This week&#8217;s roundup features a hilarious H.P. Lovecraft sex-ed spoof video, rumors about the iPhone 6 already circulating, SETI shutting down, and more!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":5632,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[360,276],"tags":[15,690,22,1188,44,508,1187,1186,1109],"class_list":["post-5630","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-etc","category-noisestash","tag-apple","tag-cthulhu","tag-google","tag-google-chrome-os","tag-iphone","tag-nasa","tag-seti","tag-sex-ed","tag-smartphones"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/Sex-ed.jpg?fit=625%2C1000&ssl=1","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pelghY-1sO","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5630","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5630"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5630\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21008,"href":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5630\/revisions\/21008"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/5632"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5630"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5630"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5630"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}