{"id":5402,"date":"2011-04-24T19:00:00","date_gmt":"2011-04-25T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/?p=5402"},"modified":"2023-12-07T06:49:54","modified_gmt":"2023-12-07T12:49:54","slug":"just-cause-were-not-podcasting-today-doesnt-mean-we-forgot-about-wtf-news","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/2011\/04\/just-cause-were-not-podcasting-today-doesnt-mean-we-forgot-about-wtf-news\/","title":{"rendered":"Just because we’re not podcasting today doesn’t mean we forgot about WTF news"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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Don’t worry, we’re not going to leave you out in the cold this evening. Although we won’t have the back-and-forth banter from the Podcast team, we can at least provide you with your dose of lulz so you can check them out for yourselves.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

A partially-clothed driver with a free-flying budgie along for the ride hit at least four vehicles Sunday before police managed to bring her to a stop.<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Please don’t deposit your semen in a co-workers water bottle. It might land you in jail.<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Do you play Portal 2? Then you’re promoting anal sex and stealing credit cards.<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

It can’t be a WTF news section without Florida on it.<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Suspended for crying in school? More like suspended for being a little bitch!<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Owning a dog is being outlawed in Iran.<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Florida once again, this time for spending taxpayer money on superhero capes for the unemployed?<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

How do you calm a 350 pound 6 foot 4 inch mental patient who is flipping his shit? Give him lollipops.<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

“This is what the bear probably looked like…except real.”<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Actually this sounds like a hell of a fun time.<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Think twice before stealing hotel towels on your next vacation.<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Get ready for a wild ride through the bizarre and hilarious world of WTF news! From a partially-clothed driver with a free-flying budgie to a man arrested for depositing semen in a co-worker’s water bottle, we’ve got you covered.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":5403,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[738],"tags":[76],"class_list":["post-5402","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-news","tag-wtf"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/wtfbaby.jpg?fit=320%2C480&ssl=1","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pelghY-1p8","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5402","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5402"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5402\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":20972,"href":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5402\/revisions\/20972"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/5403"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5402"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5402"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5402"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}