{"id":4154,"date":"2011-04-05T21:45:31","date_gmt":"2011-04-06T02:45:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/?p=4154"},"modified":"2023-12-04T07:05:11","modified_gmt":"2023-12-04T13:05:11","slug":"roundup-troll-samba-edition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/2011\/04\/roundup-troll-samba-edition\/","title":{"rendered":"Noisestash Roundup, Trolls and Samba edition"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image aligncenter size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/Troll-wins.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"438\" height=\"431\" data-attachment-id=\"4161\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/2011\/04\/roundup-troll-samba-edition\/troll-wins\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/Troll-wins.jpg?fit=438%2C431&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"438,431\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Troll wins\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"&lt;p&gt;Troll wins, unless you follow our Troll survival guide.  &lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/Troll-wins.jpg?fit=438%2C431&amp;ssl=1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/Troll-wins.jpg?resize=438%2C431&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4161\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/Troll-wins.jpg?w=438&amp;ssl=1 438w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/Troll-wins.jpg?resize=300%2C295&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 438px) 100vw, 438px\" \/><\/a><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Troll wins, unless you follow our Troll survival guide.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Today was the final day of Survival Week. The topic? <a href=\"http:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/2011\/04\/the-internet-is-dead-how-to-survive-the-onslaught-of-trolls\/\">Surviving the onslaught of offline trolls<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">With survival week at an end, let&#8217;s celebrate.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-4-3 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Capoeira Brasil (samba)\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/4Mf_PTB8juc?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<!--more-->\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Androids new music player has been leaked and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/2011\/04\/androids-new-music-player-leaked-cloud-service-verified\/\">cloud services verified<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.businessweek.com\/technology\/content\/apr2011\/tc2011044_066514.htm\">How Mattel can get inside your head<\/a>&#8230; what? Those&#8230; aren&#8217;t my thoughts&#8230; I wouldn&#8217;t think such foul thing about barbie. *cough*<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Trying really hard not to yawn at this. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.engadget.com\/2011\/04\/05\/dells-10-inch-windows-7-tablet-staying-hidden-until-fall\/\">Dell 10-inch Windows 7 Tablet<\/a> ducking till fall.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.bgr.com\/2011\/04\/05\/ipad-2-tops-consumer-reports-tablet-rankings\/\">iPad 2 tops tablet ranking<\/a> in a list in which it is the only player&#8230; let&#8217;s be honest. There&#8217;s nothing else out there. The iPad actually won the number 2 spot&#8230; see?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Not to be outdone, Nook is matching the Kindle deal to <a href=\"http:\/\/techcrunch.com\/2011\/04\/05\/barnes-noble-nook-subscribers-will-be-able-to-access-the-nytimes-com-for-free\/\">get you behind that NYTimes.com paywall<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Here we go. <a href=\"http:\/\/techcrunch.com\/2011\/04\/05\/potentially-leaked-ipod-touch-has-capacitive-home-button\/\">iPod Touch rumor<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Did some Nigerian prince just <a href=\"http:\/\/arstechnica.com\/tech-policy\/news\/2011\/04\/conde-nast-got-hooked-by-8-million-spear-phishing-scam.ars\">hustle&nbsp;Cond\u00e9 Nast for $8 million<\/a>? Bahahaha.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.bgr.com\/2011\/04\/05\/verizon-iphone-owners-drop-fewer-calls-than-att-iphone-owners-survey-finds\/\">Verizon iPhone users drop fewer calls than their AT&amp;T brethren<\/a>. The sky is also blue and water makes you wet. This is a great day of discovery.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No force in the verse can stop bittorrents, <a href=\"http:\/\/arstechnica.com\/tech-policy\/news\/2011\/04\/japans-earthquake-didnt-even-slow-bittorrent-use.ars\">not even a quake in Japan<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I feel very <a href=\"http:\/\/lifehacker.com\/#!5788999\/ubuntu-1104-beta-previews-the-unity+based-linux-desktop\">positive about the changes to Ubuntu&#8217;s look<\/a>. People see to forget that it stays the same under the hood and are letting blind rage control them.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><a href=\"http:\/\/io9.com\/#!5788936\/a-drug-that-will-make-you-a-morally-upright-person\">A drug that will make you a morally upright person<\/a>. Yeah, that worked out marvelously for <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=U-NVs68X_S4&amp;feature=related\">Miranda<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-4-3 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Serenity, Origin of the Reavers\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/U-NVs68X_S4?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Genuinely excited for this. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.engadget.com\/2011\/04\/05\/silverlight-coming-to-xbox-bringing-wp7-games-along-with-it\/\">Silverlight coming to Xbox<\/a>. WP7 games may be in tow.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Another Windows 8 rumor. Make way for the Microsoft haters, but you know this is a good thing and if they had <a href=\"http:\/\/lifehacker.com\/#!5789106\/windows-8-to-include-a-built+in-pdf-reader\">integrated a PDF reader<\/a> earlier, they would have had to write a fat anti-trust check to the EU and to Adobe.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Is there a time when you shouldn&#8217;t use Google and should rely on other search engines? <a href=\"http:\/\/lifehacker.com\/#!5788772\/when-not-to-google-searches-youre-better-off-making-elsewhere\">Lifehacker has an answer<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.boingboing.net\/2011\/04\/05\/scott-walker-gives-c.html\">Good job, America<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Despite earlier rumors to the contrary, sources are now saying there will be <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bgr.com\/2011\/04\/05\/no-iphone-5-this-june-report-claims\/\">no iPhone 5 this June<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">SpaceX reveals the falcon Heavy (super-duper-mega-turbo-extreme) rocket. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.crunchgear.com\/2011\/04\/05\/spacex-reveals-the-falcon-heavy-the-most-powerful-rocket-since-the-mighty-saturn-v\/\">The most powerful rocket<\/a> since the (merely) might Saturn V. 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Clearly everything will be <a href=\"http:\/\/arstechnica.com\/tech-policy\/news\/2011\/04\/top-music-industry-lawyer-now-eu-copyright-chief.ars\">fair and balance now<\/a>. \/s<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today was the final day of Survival Week. The topic? Surviving the onslaught of offline trolls. 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