{"id":4056,"date":"2011-04-04T10:39:46","date_gmt":"2011-04-04T15:39:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/?p=4056"},"modified":"2023-12-04T06:48:41","modified_gmt":"2023-12-04T12:48:41","slug":"monday-update-rounding-out-survival-week-and-a-half","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/2011\/04\/monday-update-rounding-out-survival-week-and-a-half\/","title":{"rendered":"Monday Update: Rounding Out Survival Week-And-A-Half"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image alignleft size-thumbnail\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/Bear_Grylls.jpeg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" data-attachment-id=\"4058\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/2011\/04\/monday-update-rounding-out-survival-week-and-a-half\/bear_grylls\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/Bear_Grylls.jpeg?fit=468%2C520&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"468,520\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Bear_Grylls\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"&lt;p&gt;A True Surviver&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/Bear_Grylls.jpeg?fit=468%2C520&amp;ssl=1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/Bear_Grylls-150x150.jpg?resize=150%2C150&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4058\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/Bear_Grylls.jpeg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/Bear_Grylls.jpeg?zoom=2&amp;resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/Bear_Grylls.jpeg?zoom=3&amp;resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 450w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/><\/a><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">A True Survivor<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Welcome back to reality folks. The weekend is gone, hopefully you&#8217;re friends have forgotten about all that weird stuff you did while you were drunk on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=CD2LRROpph0\">Friday<\/a> night, you&#8217;ve recovered from the hangover on Sunday, and you&#8217;re back to work. Well you better strap in, because Survival Week-And-A-Half is still exploding out of your monitors!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Before Survival stories go any further, we should all take some time to look back at everything we&#8217;ve learned this past week. I&#8217;m sure you&#8217;re all a bit overwhelmed with the bevy of survival tips you&#8217;ve been exposed to, but fear not, I&#8217;m here to help summarize the all information down to a fine point you can use to stab your enemies.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<!--more-->\n\n\n\n<p>Here&#8217;s what you&#8217;ll need to survive just about anything:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Food<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Water<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>A fuck-load of weapons<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>See? Not so intense now right? Just keep all of these things handy and you&#8217;ll be prepared for anything.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>But&#8230; if you feel like you should know more, and you wanted to read the full&nbsp;articles&nbsp;again to help the information sink in, here&#8217;s the round up:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/2011\/04\/the-definitive-reaver-survival-guide\/\">Reavers<\/a><\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/2011\/04\/how-to-survive-a-dalek-invasion\/\">Daleks<\/a><\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/2011\/04\/survival-week-alien-invasions-and-you\/\">Aliens<\/a><\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/2011\/03\/survival-week-robot-apocalypse\/\">Robots<\/a><\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/2011\/03\/survival-week-the-werewolf-and-you\/\">Werewolves<\/a><\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/2011\/03\/survival-week-how-to-survive-the-vampire-apocalypse\/\">Vampires<\/a><\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/2011\/03\/survival-week-zombie-apocalypse-guide\/\">Zombies<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>Right about now you&#8217;re probably thinking &#8220;but that doesn&#8217;t cover everything, there are some things missing.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Well, first of all, don&#8217;t talk back to me, and second, we have more survival tips coming your way! Remember, this is Survival Week-and-a-half! So strap in because we&#8217;re not done yet!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>In addition to Survival Week, last <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=CD2LRROpph0\">Friday<\/a> was April Fools Day. A day where the internet is transformed into a place where funny things can be found. If you were orbiting Earth on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=CD2LRROpph0\">Friday<\/a> and you couldn&#8217;t get to the internets, see our <a href=\"http:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/2011\/04\/noisestash-roundup-april-fool-edition\/\">April Fools Roundup<\/a> to look at all the nonsense you missed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Well, that about does it for me. Keep a look out for the podcast coming out later, and start getting those weapons together.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A recap of Survival Week, including tips on how to survive against Reavers, Daleks, aliens, robots, werewolves, vampires, and zombies.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":4058,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[360],"tags":[93,761],"class_list":["post-4056","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-etc","tag-monday-update","tag-survival-week"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/Bear_Grylls.jpeg?fit=468%2C520&ssl=1","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pelghY-13q","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4056","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4056"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4056\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":20844,"href":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4056\/revisions\/20844"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/4058"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4056"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4056"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4056"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}