{"id":3902,"date":"2011-03-31T20:45:40","date_gmt":"2011-04-01T01:45:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/?p=3902"},"modified":"2023-12-03T21:35:44","modified_gmt":"2023-12-04T03:35:44","slug":"noisestash-roundup-the-disappointment-edition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/2011\/03\/noisestash-roundup-the-disappointment-edition\/","title":{"rendered":"Noisestash Roundup, the disappointment edition"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image alignleft size-thumbnail\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/Football-Disappointment.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" data-attachment-id=\"3920\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/2011\/03\/noisestash-roundup-the-disappointment-edition\/football-disappointment\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/Football-Disappointment.jpg?fit=430%2C430&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"430,430\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Disappointment\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8220;Are you sure that&amp;#8217;s as big as it gets?&amp;#8221;&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/Football-Disappointment.jpg?fit=430%2C430&amp;ssl=1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/Football-Disappointment.jpg?resize=150%2C150&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3920\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/Football-Disappointment.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/Football-Disappointment.jpg?resize=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/Football-Disappointment.jpg?w=430&amp;ssl=1 430w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/><\/a><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">&#8220;Are you sure that&#8217;s as big as it gets?&#8221;<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>They say disappointment is rage for wimps. I say, &#8220;please don&#8217;t hit me again.&#8221; Don&#8217;t worry, I&#8217;m not particularly disappointed about anything. We have a fairly full docket on the roundup. Don&#8217;t forget, if you have any interesting tips, items of news, or interesting videos, alert us on twitter <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/noisecast\">@noisecast<\/a> or email us at noisecast at thenoisecast dot com. Let&#8217;s get this started.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>George Lucas always disappoints me <a href=\"http:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/2011\/03\/star-wars-3d-will-cost-more-to-make-than-original-film\/\">these days<\/a>, but you guys, our dear readers, just flat out <a href=\"http:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/2011\/03\/survival-week-photoshop-contest-winners\/\">hurt my feelings<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>In case we haven&#8217;t drilled it into your head yet, we&#8217;re in the middle of survival week(ish) and today is&nbsp;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/2011\/03\/survival-week-robot-apocalypse\/\">all about Robots<\/a> (Or as I like to call them, FRAKKING TOASTERS!)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So&#8230; this is ironicle (like testicles but made of irony).&nbsp;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2011\/03\/31\/technology\/companies\/31google.html\">Microsoft crying to the EU about Google being anti-competitive<\/a> #antitrust<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>One month later,&nbsp;<a href=\"http:\/\/arstechnica.com\/gadgets\/news\/2011\/03\/one-month-later-honeycomb-has-just-50-native-apps.ars\">Honeycomb has just 50 native apps<\/a>&#8230; this is no bueno, Google.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The geek in me says, &#8220;Cool!&#8221; but the human in me says,&nbsp;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.engadget.com\/2011\/03\/31\/google-working-on-a-face-recognition-app-that-leads-to-your-pers\/\">&#8220;you&#8217;re kinda starting to creep me out now, Google.&#8221;<\/a> That second part of me hopes this is false.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Speaking of creepy,&nbsp;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.businessweek.com\/technology\/content\/mar2011\/tc20110330_626552.htm\">facebook&#8230; stop it<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Somehow while failing to win over consumers,&nbsp;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.businessweek.com\/technology\/content\/mar2011\/tc20110330_405450.htm\">Microsoft is winning over developers in a strong way<\/a>. &nbsp;Impressive numbers all around.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>An &#8220;Analyst&#8221; claims&nbsp;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.bgr.com\/2011\/03\/31\/htc-thunderbolt-outselling-iphone-4-at-verizon-wireless-stores-analyst-claims\/\">HTC Thunderbolt is outselling iPhones<\/a> on Verizon. Okay. Whatevs. Moving on. More news and\/or disappointments for me or others after the jump.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<!--more-->\n\n\n\n<p>The girl in this video is really a boy, therefore your argument is invalid. How can I believe anything anymore? This must be what going crazy feels like. Don&#8217;t lie, knowing the truth, you&#8217;d still hit it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"\u0e19\u0e31\u0e19\u0e17\u0e34\u0e15\u0e32 (27) Thailand&#039;s Got Talent S1 - Audition\" width=\"500\" height=\"281\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/9oLrjTlHrSs?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>FOX really <a href=\"http:\/\/arstechnica.com\/media\/news\/2011\/03\/fox-gearing-up-for-fight-with-time-warner-over-ipad-tv-streaming.ars\">doesn&#8217;t want their channel on Time Warner&#8217;s iPad streaming app<\/a>. Silly FOX, dumbasses who still trust you after what you do to great shows are to dumb and poor to afford iPads anyway. j\/k &lt;&lt; still bitter about Firefly<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Check out this lifelike horse puppet. It looks really really realistic <a href=\"http:\/\/www.boingboing.net\/2011\/03\/31\/lifelike-horse-puppe.html\">except for the two asses it has in it<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Well, that&#8217;s a night. 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