{"id":3893,"date":"2011-03-31T01:00:19","date_gmt":"2011-03-31T06:00:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/?p=3893"},"modified":"2023-12-03T21:11:34","modified_gmt":"2023-12-04T03:11:34","slug":"survival-week-photoshop-contest-winners","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/2011\/03\/survival-week-photoshop-contest-winners\/","title":{"rendered":"Survival Week Photoshop Contest Winners"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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NOISECASTERS, I AM DISAPPOINT<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n

I’m going to be honest, I had high hopes for this, and those hopes were not met.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Last week I asked you to create your vision of the apocalypse.<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Unfortunately, most of you did not bother. For that, I haz a sad.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

We received a whopping 1 entry. So, thank you Mr. Trois Djesus. The Noisecast salutes your participation. Hopefully you’ll participate in future photoshop contests. I really did like your entry. So let me take this opportunity to congratulate you on winning first place… and last place… and every other place as well.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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In this scene, Sad Keanu rides off into the sunset on his trusty steed as hell and damnation unfold behind him.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n

As for the rest of you, thanks for making me and this kitty sad.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Poor thing.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Only one Noisecaster submitted an entry for the apocalypse vision challenge. The Noisecast salutes their participation, but is disappointed in the lack of overall response.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":3894,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[360],"tags":[760,761],"class_list":["post-3893","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-etc","tag-photoshop-contest","tag-survival-week"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/I-AM-DISAPPOINT.jpeg?fit=326%2C360&ssl=1","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pelghY-10N","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3893","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3893"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3893\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":20830,"href":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3893\/revisions\/20830"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3894"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3893"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3893"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3893"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}