{"id":3744,"date":"2011-03-29T22:16:01","date_gmt":"2011-03-30T03:16:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/?p=3744"},"modified":"2023-12-03T20:56:09","modified_gmt":"2023-12-04T02:56:09","slug":"noisestash-roundup-beards-and-clouds","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/2011\/03\/noisestash-roundup-beards-and-clouds\/","title":{"rendered":"Noisestash Roundup: Beards and Clouds"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image alignright size-thumbnail\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/vampire-power-1.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" data-attachment-id=\"3777\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/2011\/03\/noisestash-roundup-beards-and-clouds\/vampire-power-1\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/vampire-power-1.jpg?fit=400%2C397&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"400,397\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-title=\"vampire-power-1\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/vampire-power-1.jpg?fit=400%2C397&amp;ssl=1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/vampire-power-1.jpg?resize=150%2C150&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3777\" title=\"vampire-power-1\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/vampire-power-1.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/vampire-power-1.jpg?resize=300%2C297&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/vampire-power-1.jpg?w=400&amp;ssl=1 400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Good evening ladies and germs. Pappy isn&#8217;t here to coddle you tonight, so sit down and click those links.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As you know, we&#8217;ve got more than just the tip into <a href=\"http:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/2011\/03\/survival-week-and-a-half-schedule\/\">Survival Week(ish)<\/a> and today one Mr Lima has given us pointers to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/2011\/03\/survival-week-how-to-survive-the-vampire-apocalypse\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">surviving the Vampire Apocalypse<\/a>. Grab your stakes and glitter resistant clothing. But before we get into the meat and potatoes of tonights roundup, I suggest you watch this PSA about your father and his beard (or lack thereof)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"THE BEARDS - If Your Dad Doesn&#039;t Have a Beard, You&#039;ve Got Two Mums (Film Clip - 2009)\" width=\"500\" height=\"281\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/RmFnarFSj_U?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<!--more-->\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Sony Ericsson <a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.sonyericsson.com\/developerworld\/2011\/03\/29\/unlocking-the-boot-loader-in-the-new-xperia%E2%84%A2-smartphones\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">plans to release the bootlocker<\/a> for their new Xperia phones. Yes, Sony &#8211; king of bad ideas &#8211; is doing this.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Eventually, we will all switch over to Apple Mean Time so <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dailymail.co.uk\/sciencetech\/article-1370760\/iPhone-British-Summer-Time-glitch-leavesmany-hour-late-work.html\">this isn&#8217;t an issue<\/a> anymore.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A new service <a href=\"http:\/\/arstechnica.com\/science\/news\/2011\/03\/accurate-and-credible-news-tweets-automated-system-finds-them.ars\">claims to be able to differentiate real news from bullcrap<\/a> (#RIPTupac) trends on Twitter by the methods of sharing.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><a href=\"http:\/\/content.usatoday.com\/communities\/entertainment\/post\/2011\/03\/billboard-enrique-iglesias-drops-out-of-britney-spears-tour\/1\">Is Enrique Iglesias dropping out of Britney Spears&#8217; tour?<\/a> (Trying to gain a bigger audience here, folks)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Another <a href=\"http:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/2011\/03\/review-htc-youtube-app\/\">video app review<\/a> by the ever sexy me.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.pcmag.com\/article2\/0,2817,2382776,00.asp\">Less than 1% of Twitter users&nbsp; produce over half of the site&#8217;s content<\/a>. They&#8217;re not all spambots.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Wanna be a tester for Microsoft? They&#8217;re giving away stuff! Submit yourself to me, as well as <a href=\"http:\/\/connect.microsoft.com\/xboxliveupdate\">this link<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">First photos of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2011\/03\/30\/science\/space\/29mercury.html?_r=1\">Mercury&#8217;s surface <\/a>are now available. Pluto is still undergoing therapy for depression. (<em>Can&#8217;t see the content? Check this out: <a href=\"http:\/\/mashable.com\/2011\/03\/28\/how-to-bypass-new-york-times-paywall\/\">Hacking NYT Paywall<\/a>)<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><a href=\"http:\/\/news.cnet.com\/8301-31001_3-20048499-261.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Everyone<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/arstechnica.com\/media\/news\/2011\/03\/amazon-on-cloud-player-we-dont-need-no-stinkin-licenses.ars\">has<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/mashable.com\/2011\/03\/29\/music-labels-amazon-cloud\/\">their<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/latimesblogs.latimes.com\/technology\/2011\/03\/amazon-cloud-drive-a-solution-in-search-of-a-problem.html\">own<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bloomberg.com\/news\/2011-03-29\/amazon-introduces-online-music-streaming-service-ahead-of-google-apple.html\">take<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/news.cnet.com\/8301-13579_3-20048537-37.html\">on<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nbr.co.nz\/article\/amazon-cloud-storage-service-music-beats-apple-and-google-punch-aw-89577\">Amazon&#8217;s<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.npr.org\/blogs\/allsongs\/2011\/03\/29\/134961216\/why-put-your-music-in-the-cloud\">Cloud<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/google.com\/news\/search?aq=f&amp;pz=1&amp;cf=all&amp;ned=us&amp;hl=en&amp;q=amazon+cloud+player\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Drive<\/a>. (Psst: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/2011\/03\/amazon-cloud-player-video-rundown-and-review\/\">So do we<\/a>!)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Crazy flying robots playing<a href=\"http:\/\/www.cbsnews.com\/8301-504784_162-20048462-10391705.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"> tennis with each other<\/a>, and by themselves.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Mel Gibson is in a movie where he has a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/2010\/11\/04\/first-poster-for-mel-gibs_n_779179.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">beaver puppet as a&nbsp;prescription<\/a>. Mr Gibson reports that he was unaware he was being filmed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That&#8217;s what&#8217;s up. 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