{"id":3465,"date":"2011-03-25T23:46:08","date_gmt":"2011-03-26T04:46:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/?p=3465"},"modified":"2023-12-03T20:07:51","modified_gmt":"2023-12-04T02:07:51","slug":"noisestash-roundup-rap-life-edition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/2011\/03\/noisestash-roundup-rap-life-edition\/","title":{"rendered":"Noisestash Roundup, Rap Life edition"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image aligncenter size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/Linux-Bling.png\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"256\" height=\"256\" data-attachment-id=\"3480\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/2011\/03\/noisestash-roundup-rap-life-edition\/linux-bling\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/Linux-Bling.png?fit=256%2C256&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"256,256\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Penguin Bling\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"&lt;p&gt;*No paychecks were earned in the making of this roundup*&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/Linux-Bling.png?fit=256%2C256&amp;ssl=1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/Linux-Bling.png?resize=256%2C256&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3480\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/Linux-Bling.png?w=256&amp;ssl=1 256w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/Linux-Bling.png?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 256px) 100vw, 256px\" \/><\/a><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">*No paychecks were earned in the making of this roundup*<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Geek is the new money, and my bank account is OVER9000. TGITW. I&#8217;m gonna do something wild like totally pwn some n00b on Live. Noisestash roundup after the jump.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-4-3 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Tash - Rap Life (Dirty) ft. Raekwon\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/He3QWePVSF4?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<!--more-->\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/2011\/03\/smartwaters-dumb-ad-targets-web-culture-memes\/\">As if you haven&#8217;t seen this stinking offal already. Go away Jennifer Aniston. No one likes you. Angelina Jolie is better than you.<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\" http:\/\/arstechnica.com\/gadgets\/news\/2011\/03\/a-look-back-at-the-history-of-the-future-of-driving.ars\">Ars graces us with a well written look back at the history of the future of cars<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.bgr.com\/2011\/03\/25\/samsungs-app-store-surpasses-100-million-downloads\/\">Samsung App store has surpassed 100 million downloads. I still suspect they use Chinese download farms, when WoW gold farms are off season.<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/kotaku.com\/#!5785611\/starcrafts-developers-have-been-more-inspirational-than-you-think\">I KNEW IT! The Zerg were inspired by actual Starcraft developers.<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.webupd8.org\/2011\/03\/ubuntu-1104-community-wallpapers.html\">Apparently Linux is becoming a holding cell for artists? Apple too mainstream for-ya? These are gorgeous wallpapers that obviously work on any system.<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/arstechnica.com\/gadgets\/reviews\/2011\/03\/hands-on-amazon-appstore-for-android-surpasses-google-in-places.ars\">Ars seems to be under the impression that the Amazon App Store does many things better than the Android App Store. Why did I say that as if I was incredulous? *shrugs*<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.boingboing.net\/2011\/03\/25\/porny-parsnip.html\">Get it? It&#8217;s funny because it looks like a penis<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image alignnone\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/Porny-Parsnip.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"300\" height=\"194\" data-attachment-id=\"3476\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/2011\/03\/noisestash-roundup-rap-life-edition\/porny-parsnip\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/Porny-Parsnip.jpg?fit=600%2C388&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"600,388\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Porny Parsnip\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"&lt;p&gt;I&amp;#8217;m such a kid.&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/Porny-Parsnip.jpg?fit=600%2C388&amp;ssl=1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/Porny-Parsnip-300x194.jpg?resize=300%2C194\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3476\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/Porny-Parsnip.jpg?resize=300%2C194&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/Porny-Parsnip.jpg?w=600&amp;ssl=1 600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">I&#8217;m such a kid.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/arstechnica.com\/tech-policy\/news\/2011\/03\/p2p-lawyers-score-a-victory-mass-subpoenas-can-proceed.ars\">Really guys? So the anti-P2P lawyers have scored a victory in court and they can now proceed with mass subpoenas (hehe, I said pee). <\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\" http:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/2011\/03\/sony-ericsson-xperia-play-ads-ride-negative-gamer-stereotypes\/\">Sony thinks you&#8217;re a violent, hateful, insular, mysogynistic man-child who lives in your parent&#8217;s basement and thinks Kristen Schaal is hot (really, that last part is insulting).<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/techcrunch.com\/2011\/03\/25\/redallover-nike-leans-on-twitter-to-design-new-usa-mens-soccer-kit\/\">Nike wants twitter to design the new USA Men&#8217;s Soccer kit. The question is, will the team be willing to play in red, white, and blue cock-shaped shoes with jerseys in rainbow colored penises? What? No&#8230; that&#8217;s not what I submitted&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/kotaku.com\/#!5785689\/sad-world-an-entire-generation-of-video-game-deaths\">Death everywhere, but Mad World in 8-bit makes me feel okay about it.<\/a> (Hahaha, that sucker karate dude took a knife to the face! Idiot. And what&#8217;s with the guy getting nipple rubbed by a snake and coughing up blood&#8230; in&nbsp;ecstasy? This is weird and strangely arousing.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/techcrunch.com\/2011\/03\/25\/search-googles-castle-moat\/\">Search is Google&#8217;s castle, everything else is the moat, Eric Schmidt is the crocodile who&#8217;s going to eat your kids.<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.boingboing.net\/2011\/03\/25\/a-saber-toothed-herb.html\">Next time a dumb vegan tells you we aren&#8217;t meat eaters because we don&#8217;t have canines, rather than remind them that canines are used for baring\/weapons\/kill-strokes\/defense, and not for chewing meat, just show them pictures of&nbsp;Chimpanzees and this<\/a> (I apologize to all my vegan friends, but a life without bacon is no life i want a part of)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/kotaku.com\/#!5785752\/tearing-apart-assholes-is-a-dirty-job-but-someone-has-to-do-it\">Who IS responsible for rendering an asshole torn apart by a power drill in a videogame?<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.bgr.com\/2011\/03\/25\/ovum-android-to-dominate-smartphone-growth-windows-phone-will-beat-blackberry\/\"> Magical Magic Man talks sorcery nonsense about shit he doesn&#8217;t know shit about but will pretend he can see the future anyway<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.bgr.com\/2011\/03\/25\/ovum-android-to-dominate-smartphone-growth-windows-phone-will-beat-blackberry\/\">Excited to see this. There&#8217;s a new science blog out there which aims to counter scientific misinformation and answer questions. It&#8217;s called &#8220;Now for the science bit.&#8221; <\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.boingboing.net\/2011\/03\/25\/clock-powered-by-dea.html\">This clock is powered by dead flies&#8230; morbid motherfuckers.<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/io9.com\/#!5785859\/first-teaser-trailer-for-the-bollywood-version-of-iron-man\">I&#8217;m not gonna lie, Bollywood&#8217;s Ironman (Ra 1) is way cooler than Hollywood&#8217;s&#8230; and his hair is better too<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.bgr.com\/2011\/03\/25\/judge-orders-time-warner-to-out-illegal-downloaders\/\">It just got real, guys. Judge has ordered Time Warner to out illegal downloaders. good thing I&#8217;m on the loyal and inpenetrable Comcast&#8230; crap&#8230; <\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.wsj.com\/digits\/2011\/03\/25\/ipad-2-goes-on-sale-abroad-will-there-be-enough\/\">something went on sale.<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today&#8217;s geek roundup includes a look back at the future of cars, a new science blog, and a clock powered by dead 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