{"id":3390,"date":"2011-03-24T23:44:12","date_gmt":"2011-03-25T04:44:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/?p=3390"},"modified":"2023-12-03T19:51:11","modified_gmt":"2023-12-04T01:51:11","slug":"noisestash-roundup-ill-clear-your-mind-of-rebecca-black-edition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/2011\/03\/noisestash-roundup-ill-clear-your-mind-of-rebecca-black-edition\/","title":{"rendered":"Noisestash Roundup, I\u2019ll clear your mind of Rebecca Black edition"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image aligncenter size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/Rebecca_Black_Covers_March21news.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"500\" height=\"335\" data-attachment-id=\"3394\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/2011\/03\/noisestash-roundup-ill-clear-your-mind-of-rebecca-black-edition\/rebecca_black_covers_march21news\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/Rebecca_Black_Covers_March21news.jpg?fit=500%2C335&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"500,335\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Rebecca Black Covers\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"&lt;p&gt;Gags may be taken the wrong way by police officers&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/Rebecca_Black_Covers_March21news.jpg?fit=500%2C335&amp;ssl=1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/Rebecca_Black_Covers_March21news.jpg?resize=500%2C335&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3394\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/Rebecca_Black_Covers_March21news.jpg?w=500&amp;ssl=1 500w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/Rebecca_Black_Covers_March21news.jpg?resize=300%2C201&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Gags may be taken the wrong way by police officers<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Before we go any further, I must clear your mind of all knowledge of Rebecca Black&#8217;s &#8220;Friday&#8221;. Just relax and let Mentok dig it out. Roundup after the jump.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Mentok the Mindtaker\" width=\"500\" height=\"281\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/t-klQ-kpq98?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<!--more-->\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.technologyreview.com\/computing\/37021\/\">Microsoft is blowing minds, creating 3D models with cell phones. Peep it<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/external\/venturebeat\/2011\/03\/24\/24venturebeat-4chan-founders-canvas-opens-up-to-the-world-61723.html\">We get to peek in at 4chan founder&#8217;s new project, canv.as The social possibilities for child porn will be endless<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/gizmodo.com\/#!5785099\/what-the-amazon-kindle-tablet-might-be-like\">Gizmodo goes chasing after vapors <\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.crunchgear.com\/2011\/03\/24\/ford-announces-partnership-with-att-to-connect-focus-electric-to-the-cloud\/\">Ford is riding AT&amp;T like a bronco, into the cloud <\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.engadget.com\/2011\/03\/24\/kyocera-pictures-a-world-of-deeply-understanding-phones\/\">If Kyocera has its way, your phone will be able to emulate the dark&nbsp;depthless&nbsp;abyss that is the excruciating cavern of lament called your heart&#8230; you emo bastard<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/kotaku.com\/#!5785388\/join-the-umbrella-corporation-in-resident-evil-operation-raccoon-city\">The thing about the undead is that they never die (or at least died once). That&#8217;s why there will eventually be more Resident Evil games than Final Fantasy (You use the word Final in each game title&#8230; I do not think that word means what you think that it means).<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.geekwire.com\/2011\/firefox-fishy-microsoft-ie9-demo\">NO, REALLY? Microsoft doing things to make itself look better? Say it ain&#8217;t so&#8230; <\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.bgr.com\/2011\/03\/24\/fcc-official-no-way-chairmans-office-rubber-stamps-atts-t-mobile-acquisition\/\">Awww, poor little AT&amp;T won&#8217;t get a fair airing in its buyout of T-Mobile. The powers that be seem to have a crazy idea that it&#8217;s a bad idea<\/a>. Of course, this could all be part of the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/2011\/03\/att-just-trolled-the-wireless-industry\/\">plan<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/lifehacker.com\/#!5785420\/the-only-secure-password-is-the-one-you-cant-remember\">According to Lifehacker, the only secure password is the one you can&#8217;t remember&#8230; uh&#8230; I&#8217;m not sure&#8230; um&#8230; okay&#8230; I&#8217;ll bite.<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.businessweek.com\/lifestyle\/content\/healthday\/651141.html\">Mouse sperm successfully grown in lab&#8230; Feminists around the world rejoice, men deemed unnecessary<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.engadget.com\/2011\/03\/24\/omg-fyi-and-lol-enter-oxford-english-dictionary-foreshadow-th\/\">FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK! I&#8217;m turning my back on Oxford English dictionary now that OMG, FYI and LOL are real words now. OMG we should just kill them all, LOL. And FYI tots j\/k. <\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/io9.com\/#!5785233\/nest-stealing-cuckoo-birds-are-locked-in-evolutionary-war-with-their-would+be-victims\">Lest ye forget, evolution is war, and far more entertaining than your human clashes<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/2011\/03\/geohot-on-vacation-not-on-the-lam\/\">GeoHot oh GeoHot, where for art thou GeoHot&#8230; oh, vacation? Not on the lam? Carry on then<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.engadget.com\/2011\/03\/24\/rim-adds-android-app-support-to-blackberry-playbook\/\">Android apps on RIM gear? I wish I cared, but I stopped buying RIM gear years ago<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/2011\/03\/rebuilding-the-brain-with-computer-parts-for-real-kinda\/\">We can rebuild him&#8230; maybe&#8230; he&#8217;s kinda badly damaged, but gosh darn it we&#8217;ll try<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/2011\/03\/sike-biatch-duke-nukem-delayed\/\">Shocking and completely unpredicted news out of Gearbox. Duke Nukem Forever will be forever delayed. Seriously, you idiots are still waiting for this? <\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/2011\/03\/is-motorola-working-on-its-own-os\/\">Motorola? Its own OS? *sigh*<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today&#8217;s news roundup includes stories about Microsoft creating 3D models with cell phones, a new social project from the founder of 4chan, and AT&#038;T&#8217;s deal with Ford. 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