{"id":3288,"date":"2011-03-24T00:01:33","date_gmt":"2011-03-24T05:01:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/?p=3288"},"modified":"2023-12-03T19:31:21","modified_gmt":"2023-12-04T01:31:21","slug":"noisestash-roundup-jesus-edition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/2011\/03\/noisestash-roundup-jesus-edition\/","title":{"rendered":"Noisestash Roundup, shake that ass for jesus edition"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image aligncenter size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/pole-dancing-how-to.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"456\" height=\"472\" data-attachment-id=\"3294\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/2011\/03\/noisestash-roundup-jesus-edition\/pole-dancing-how-to\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/pole-dancing-how-to.jpg?fit=456%2C472&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"456,472\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"pole dancing how-to\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"&lt;p&gt;Hallelujah &lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/pole-dancing-how-to.jpg?fit=456%2C472&amp;ssl=1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/pole-dancing-how-to.jpg?resize=456%2C472&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3294\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/pole-dancing-how-to.jpg?w=456&amp;ssl=1 456w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/pole-dancing-how-to.jpg?resize=289%2C300&amp;ssl=1 289w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 456px) 100vw, 456px\" \/><\/a><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Hallelujah<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>In today&#8217;s news roundup, we have a wonderful new excuse to do sexually suggestive things, a departure at Apple, a movie, a time lapse video of an AIDS victim, and much more. First, pole dancing for jesus and then follow the roundup after the jump.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Shake that money maker for Jesus, baby. Yes, this is real and they totally take themselves seriously.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-4-3 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Pole Dancing For Jesus\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/rzsIxtyfQkQ?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<!--more-->\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=B4fVgd7shnk\">Wanna watch a movie? Heavy Metal 2000, F*ck Yeah! Hard soundtrack, bang up animation (for the time). This is a sequel, and you can tell that its pedigree was forged in the 80s<\/a> NSFW<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/2011\/03\/geohot-flees-to-south-america\/\">Did GeoHot just skip town for South America? How Thomas Crowne Affair of him<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/kotaku.com\/#!5785157\/ps3-hacker-didnt-flee-did-hand-over-hard-drives-says-lawyer\">His lawyers say, shenanigans. He&#8217;s still here and has done as asked.<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=hNa_-1d_0tA\">Any interest I had in Lady Gaga vanished when I heard her speaking<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/mobilized.allthingsd.com\/20110323\/bertrand-serlet-longtime-steve-jobs-colleague-at-apple-to-depart-top-mac-os-post\/\">Apple Senior VP,&nbsp;Bertrand Serlet is out. He was an old and valuable hat <\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.bgr.com\/2011\/03\/23\/sprint-to-ditch-mail-in-rebates-starting-march-27th\/\">Huzzah! Death to mail-in-rebates! aww, Sprint&#8230; no one uses Sprint. *sigh*<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Wanna see a time lapse video of a woman with AIDS? This was one of the winning ads from TED&#8217;s &#8220;Ads Worth Spreading&#8221; contest. Via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.boingboing.net\/2011\/03\/23\/time-lapse-video-of-1.html\">Boing Boing<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-embed-handler wp-block-embed-embed-handler wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\nhttps:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=v6zCNdEfm5w\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.bgr.com\/2011\/03\/23\/iphone-4-falls-1000-feet-from-airplane-survives-without-a-scratch\/\">This iPhone 4 fell 1,000 feet from a plane and landed without a scratch. Your bitchass iPhone 4 shattered at a love tap.<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.bgr.com\/2011\/03\/23\/hands-on-with-t-mobiles-sidekick-4g-again-video\/\">T-Mobile still churns out sidekicks? I blame your womb for still churning out tweens.<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.engadget.com\/2011\/03\/23\/chrome-11-goes-beta-with-speech-to-text-capabilities\/\">Chrome 11 and speech-to-text? pfft! I talk to myself while typing all the time <\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.engadget.com\/2011\/03\/23\/neurofocus-makes-first-wireless-eeg-sensor-headset-dont-call-i\/\">Oooh wireless EEG sensor headset&#8230; I don&#8217;t care, I&#8217;m calling it a thinking cap. Waiting for light bulb add-on<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.geekwire.com\/2011\/microsoft-tool-ios-android-symbian-yep\">Don&#8217;t ever say Daddy Microsoft doesn&#8217;t love and support your life choices<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/io9.com\/#!5783829\/ellen-page-demonstrates-the-worst-way-to-unveil-your-superhero-identity\">The most inappropriate superhero introduction ever made&#8230; mainly because she looks like she&#8217;s 12<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Amazing video of Aurora Borealis<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-vimeo wp-block-embed-vimeo wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"The Aurora\" src=\"https:\/\/player.vimeo.com\/video\/21294655?dnt=1&amp;app_id=122963\" width=\"500\" height=\"281\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"autoplay; fullscreen; picture-in-picture; clipboard-write\"><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/vimeo.com\/21294655\">The Aurora<\/a> from <a href=\"http:\/\/vimeo.com\/terjes\">Terje Sorgjerd<\/a> on <a href=\"http:\/\/vimeo.com\">Vimeo<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today&#8217;s news roundup includes a story about pole dancing for Jesus, the departure of an Apple executive, and a time-lapse video of a woman with AIDS. 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