{"id":2158,"date":"2011-03-03T15:37:35","date_gmt":"2011-03-03T21:37:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/?p=2158"},"modified":"2023-12-03T06:34:05","modified_gmt":"2023-12-03T12:34:05","slug":"the-day-my-dreams-were-crushed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/2011\/03\/the-day-my-dreams-were-crushed\/","title":{"rendered":"The Day My Dreams Were Crushed"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image aligncenter size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/the-new-ipad.jpeg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"600\" height=\"445\" data-attachment-id=\"2159\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/2011\/03\/the-day-my-dreams-were-crushed\/the-new-ipad\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/the-new-ipad.jpeg?fit=600%2C445&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"600,445\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"My Perfect iPad\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"&lt;p&gt;Still no flash though?&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/the-new-ipad.jpeg?fit=600%2C445&amp;ssl=1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/the-new-ipad.jpeg?resize=600%2C445&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2159\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/the-new-ipad.jpeg?w=600&amp;ssl=1 600w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/the-new-ipad.jpeg?resize=300%2C222&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Still no flash though?<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Last year, when they said <a href=\"http:\/\/gizmodo.com\/#!5462344\/77-ipad-updates-that-may-or-may-not-please-the-critics?comment=19006032\">imagine your perfect iPad<\/a>. 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