{"id":1658,"date":"2011-02-28T17:42:00","date_gmt":"2011-02-28T23:42:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/2011\/02\/the-masses-have-spoken\/"},"modified":"2023-11-29T08:11:44","modified_gmt":"2023-11-29T14:11:44","slug":"the-masses-have-spoken","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/2011\/02\/the-masses-have-spoken\/","title":{"rendered":"The masses have spoken"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image aligncenter size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/hookers_booze.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"500\" height=\"337\" data-attachment-id=\"1854\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/2011\/02\/the-masses-have-spoken\/hookers_booze\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/hookers_booze.jpg?fit=500%2C337&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"500,337\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Dead Hookers\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/hookers_booze.jpg?fit=500%2C337&amp;ssl=1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/hookers_booze.jpg?resize=500%2C337&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1854\" title=\"Dead Hookers\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/hookers_booze.jpg?w=500&amp;ssl=1 500w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/hookers_booze.jpg?resize=300%2C202&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Recently we had <a href=\"http:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/2011\/02\/should-the-noisecast-meta-liveblog-the-march-2-apple-event\/\">asked you to vote<\/a> on whether or not to meta-liveblog the Apple event on March 2. 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