{"id":1649,"date":"2011-02-25T19:25:00","date_gmt":"2011-02-26T01:25:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/2011\/02\/the-noisestash-the-worst-shop-ever\/"},"modified":"2023-11-29T08:02:23","modified_gmt":"2023-11-29T14:02:23","slug":"the-noisestash-the-worst-shop-ever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/2011\/02\/the-noisestash-the-worst-shop-ever\/","title":{"rendered":"the NoiseStash:: The Worst Shop Ever"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

No seriously, it’s TheWorstShopEver<\/a>. It’s full of random things including (but certainly not limited to), derp, fapbook, let’s get fappy, i heart boobies. And then there are the unicorns and owls with large boobies…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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what is this, i don’t even…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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