{"id":14448,"date":"2011-12-10T16:34:19","date_gmt":"2011-12-10T22:34:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/?p=14448"},"modified":"2024-01-12T09:50:18","modified_gmt":"2024-01-12T15:50:18","slug":"episode-54-waffle-burner-face-pan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/2011\/12\/episode-54-waffle-burner-face-pan\/","title":{"rendered":"Episode 54 &#8211; Waffle Burner Face Pan"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Chris: ep54 is in the dropbox, awaiting your magic touch<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Me: I&#8217;ll treat it as I would a woman. Nervously and then cry afterwards.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Chris: Thats about how I feel, except I finish early.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Ben, I edit this and publish it. You&#8217;re fired. &#8211; Chris<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Shownotes after the break.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<!--more-->\n\n\n\n<p>Episode 54 Topic List<br>Date: 11\/20\/2011, Time: 8EST<br>Roster: TBA<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"powerpress_player\" id=\"powerpress_player_7464\"><audio class=\"wp-audio-shortcode\" id=\"audio-14448-1\" preload=\"none\" style=\"width: 100%;\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"audio\/mpeg\" src=\"https:\/\/friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/podcast\/Episode54.mp3?_=1\" \/><a href=\"https:\/\/friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/podcast\/Episode54.mp3\">https:\/\/friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/podcast\/Episode54.mp3<\/a><\/audio><\/div><p class=\"powerpress_links powerpress_links_mp3\" style=\"margin-bottom: 1px !important;\">Podcast: <a href=\"https:\/\/friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/podcast\/Episode54.mp3\" class=\"powerpress_link_pinw\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Play in new window\" onclick=\"return powerpress_pinw('https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/?powerpress_pinw=14448-podcast');\" rel=\"nofollow\">Play in new window<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>News<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ol class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>CarrierIQ may have violated wiretapping laws in millions of cases. 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