{"id":14409,"date":"2011-12-14T09:35:06","date_gmt":"2011-12-14T15:35:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/?p=14409"},"modified":"2024-01-12T10:09:20","modified_gmt":"2024-01-12T16:09:20","slug":"hungover-you-may-soon-not-have-to-be","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/2011\/12\/hungover-you-may-soon-not-have-to-be\/","title":{"rendered":"Hungover? You may soon not have to be."},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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It’s Monday<\/del> in this part of the world (Ed. Note: it was Monday. Oops.<\/em>) and quite frankly one should not be required to clock in after a day’s worth of NFL games and the drinking that comes along with it. I’m pretty sure that Chris could also appreciate not having to do anything following a podcast (which streams live every Sunday night at 8EST<\/a>) what with the whiskey hangover that proceeds it every Monday morning. No, this isn’t some sort of rant against Monday, I come to you with great news: the FDA has approved a hangover cure!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The whimsical magical amazing<\/del> new pill, called Blowfish (insert crude joke here), promises to alleviate your worse hangover within 15-30 minutes instead of the day long trips to the restroom at work. According to The Washington Post, the lushes’ miracle pill contains “1,000mg of aspirin , 120mg of caffeine, and a stomach-soothing agent.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Although your hangover headache may soon be a thing of the past, sadly this pill will do nothing about your behavior the night before or the evidence you left on facebook or those drunken tweets and texts. Sorry.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Source: Washington Post<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Whiskey woes? Blowfish to the rescue! FDA greenlights hangover cure! Blast away headaches in 30 minutes. Forget bathroom escapes, embrace Monday mornings!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":14480,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[738],"tags":[587,499,2609,2608,485,236],"class_list":["post-14409","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-news","tag-alcohol","tag-drinking","tag-fda","tag-hangover","tag-medicine","tag-science"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/DSC_0753-199x300.jpg?fit=199%2C300&ssl=1","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pelghY-3Kp","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14409","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14409"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14409\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23144,"href":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14409\/revisions\/23144"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/14480"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14409"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14409"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14409"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}