{"id":14402,"date":"2011-12-05T10:00:00","date_gmt":"2011-12-05T16:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/?p=14402"},"modified":"2024-01-12T06:59:36","modified_gmt":"2024-01-12T12:59:36","slug":"no-shave-november-contest-results","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/2011\/12\/no-shave-november-contest-results\/","title":{"rendered":"No-Shave November Contest Results"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

I have one thing to say: You are some sexy mofos. Well, except the few of you with pedo-staches. *shudder*<\/p>\n\n\n\n

As for the contest, I was both highly impressed and severely unimpressed by some of you. As you know, we will be judging in two categories; mustache and beard. With that said, let’s move on to the winners.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Ryan’s mane<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n

Reader Ryan wins the beard category, starting out with less than other entrants yet still ending the month with enough beard to house a family of sparrows and a talking cricket. Congrats on your testosterone, Ryan!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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El Kyle<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n

Kyle decided to go the traditional Movember route, keeping the mustache pure. He was also the only one whose mustache I could see without zooming in.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Congrats to the winners. Shoot me an email (chris@friedyoda.com\/noisecast) so we can discuss your prizes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

As for the rest of the entrants, thanks for playing. Maybe the testosterone gods will smile upon you next year. Check the gallery below for all the entries, and don’t forget to stay tuned for more awesome contests!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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\"Agrippa\"<\/a>
Our Pappy’s got his man goin’ on<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n
\"ChrisE\"<\/a>
Chris quit because he went to Disney World and didn’t want Mickey to think he was there for the kids.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n
\"christopherC\"<\/a>
I almost gave you a pity prize, bro. <\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n
\"evanseidl\"<\/a>
It’s all there, just not thick enough.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n
\"jakegross\"<\/a>
Jake quit because his wife has more control over his facial hair than he does.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n
\"tw0bears\"<\/a>
Nicely done, sir. I fully appreciate the shirtless pictures as well.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n
\"kyleleibert\"<\/a>
Our Mustache category winner!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n
\"pitts\"<\/a>
Don’t be scared. He’s only scary in WoW.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n
\"robbyamburgey\"<\/a>
A contender for the beard category!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n
\"ron-final\"<\/a>
Ron just doesn’t care.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n
\"ryanO\"<\/a>
Our Beard category winner!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n
\"tomllew2\"<\/a>
A very Hollywood unshaven look.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n
\"KevlarMovember\"<\/a>
My awesome mustache.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Drumroll, please! The winners of our Movember contest have been crowned! Congratulations, gentlemen! Check out all the entries in the gallery and stay tuned for more awesome contests!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":13843,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1141],"tags":[858,2170,2603,2607,646],"class_list":["post-14402","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-features","tag-beards","tag-contests","tag-movember","tag-mustaches","tag-spotlight"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/marianbeard1.png?fit=2448%2C3264&ssl=1","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pelghY-3Ki","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14402","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14402"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14402\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23115,"href":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14402\/revisions\/23115"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/13843"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14402"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14402"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14402"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}