{"id":13841,"date":"2011-11-01T10:00:14","date_gmt":"2011-11-01T15:00:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/?p=13841"},"modified":"2024-01-10T06:24:46","modified_gmt":"2024-01-10T12:24:46","slug":"no-shave-november-a-contest","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/2011\/11\/no-shave-november-a-contest\/","title":{"rendered":"No-Shave November: A Contest (Updated)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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Updated below:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

November is upon us, and that means one thing; beards. It’s getting chilly (well, it would be if snow hadn’t covered half the country by now), and the manly face-mane is the best way to avoid wearing scarfs. Unless you’re a hipster, in which case you have both a beard and a scarf.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The Noisecast wants to encourage you, our loyal readers, to participate in this years No-Shave November<\/a>. We’ll even reward the best beard(s) with some swag. Men and women are both welcome, but this is a SFW contest. Ladies, if you so desire, stop shaving your pits and legs. Men, let’s see that man-mane. Neckbeards need not apply. Update: <\/strong>There will be a beard category and a mustache category, in keeping with the apparent tradition of the month. Mustaches must not touch across the chin, as that’s a beard.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ron, Agrippa, Ray (Gonzo), Vitto, and myself are all participating in the beard-fest. There will be a gallery of all before and after shots at the end of the contest, so don’t be afraid to show off what your hormones can do!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Rules:<\/h3>\n\n\n\n

No clean shave necessary, but no crazy head starts.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Send pictures of initial beard status by November 3 and finished beard to chris@thenoisecast by December 3. That’s three days to take each picture. Seriously, send me a picture of your face. I won’t use it to create a fake Facebook profile.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Trimming is allowed. We understand you have jobs and what-not. It’s not the true spirit of Noshember, but hey, we’re fair(ish).<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Entries must be Safe For Work! If I get one shot of pubes, I’m probably going to put it on Reddit.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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