{"id":134,"date":"2011-02-19T18:00:00","date_gmt":"2011-02-20T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/?p=134"},"modified":"2023-11-28T06:28:23","modified_gmt":"2023-11-28T12:28:23","slug":"the-noisestash-care-for-a-cozy-beverage","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/2011\/02\/the-noisestash-care-for-a-cozy-beverage\/","title":{"rendered":"the Noisestash: Care For a Cozy Beverage?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Is your unembellished coffee mug looking a bit too modest? Dress up that plain piece of pottery with a fun cozy from etsy seller, knotworkshop<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Reading the seller’s different product descriptions is almost as much fun as digging through the items in her shop. Here’s part of the description for her I heart whimsicle fuckery<\/a> cozy:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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What is whimsicle fuckery you ask?<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

I’m sure everyone has their own definition. But I’ll give mine a go here:<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Whimsicle<\/em> fuckery<\/em> (noun): An act of <\/em>fuckwittery<\/em> so epic in its level, it reaches full on<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

entertainment status.<\/em> Eliminating all potential for being offensive or controversial, it<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

instead simply creates an involuntary reaction <\/em>typically involving pissing oneself or<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

spurting all internal liquids on your computer keyboard.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Oh, I do heart <\/em>whimsicle<\/em> fuckery<\/em>. I heart it enough to have it on a mug cozy.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

(Yes, I know how to spell whimsical. The incorrect spelling is you know, <\/em>ironicle<\/em>.)<\/em><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

Mug cozys aren’t all she sells. There are also bottle koozys, iPod cases, coasters, hats, gloves, scarves and more!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

If you’re just way too badass, and these cozys aren’t doing anything for ya, maybe you should be drinking out of skulls<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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