{"id":12664,"date":"2011-10-13T19:52:37","date_gmt":"2011-10-14T00:52:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/?p=12664"},"modified":"2024-01-06T06:06:24","modified_gmt":"2024-01-06T12:06:24","slug":"noisecast-roundup-10-13-2011-everyone-love-ice-cream-edition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/2011\/10\/noisecast-roundup-10-13-2011-everyone-love-ice-cream-edition\/","title":{"rendered":"Noisecast Roundup 10-13-2011: Everyone Love Ice Cream Edition"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Calling All Ice Cream Sandwich Lovers\" width=\"500\" height=\"281\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/RX4btquQzUE?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Except Agrippa. My favorite part is how ice cream sandwich isn&#8217;t even part of the news. I totally blanked on it. i could add it now, but, meh. I&#8217;m both gluten and lactose intolerant, so I&#8217;m bitter. We&#8217;ve got a full bag today so peep it and creep it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.bloomberg.com\/news\/2011-10-13\/zynga-chooses-nasdaq-over-nyse-for-social-game-company-s-ipo.html?cmpid=bit\">Zynga is going public on NASDAQ instead of NYSE<\/a>.<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p>This is not important at all. At this point, why would anyone want to go public on that dinosaur. NASDAQ is where it&#8217;s at (whatever it is). NYSE is just like those idiots who shell out mad money for a Manhattan area code (212) it&#8217;s dumb. I&#8217;m totally making this all up. I don&#8217;t know what I&#8217;m talking about. I&#8217;m only the most magniferous human being ever.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<!--more-->\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><a href=\"http:\/\/io9.com\/5849366\/cnn-reports-that-blackberry-outage-has-now-spread-to-many-other-planets\">The Blackberry Situation is Worse Than We Thought. Other Planets Affected<\/a>.<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p>E.T. Had these issues, once, with his iPhone on AT&amp;T, kept pestering people for rides and inappropriately touching children. Then he got a Blackberry on Verizon. Everything was fine. Oh the irony. Things come full circle. All I know is RIM needs to handle this fast. I was chatting up some Martian babe with three titties. THREE TITTIES! Trying to get her to come over. Now she probably thinks I&#8217;m ignoring her.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><a href=\"http:\/\/techcrunch.com\/2011\/10\/13\/gartner-lenovo-replaces-dell-as-no-2-pc-maker-hp-still-on-top-and-growing\/\">Lenovo Now Wears The Number 2 Headband<\/a>.<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p>It turns out Dell wasn&#8217;t decapitated. Back in the days of Afro Samurai, Dell would never have survived it. Someone might want to tell HP that they&#8217;re dead, because their growing market share doesn&#8217;t seem cognizant of this fact. Also, I have to give Dell mad props. However bad they used to be, they are churning out some nice machines lately. I&#8217;m typing this on a Dell and it is fresh to death.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><a href=\"http:\/\/techcrunch.com\/2011\/10\/13\/microsoft-inks-another-android-patent-deal-this-time-with-quanta\/\">Microsoft Tries Novel Approach To Purchase Android From Google. Seems To Be Succeeding<\/a>.<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p>Introducing Microsoft Android&#8217;s Ice Cream Sandwich. I mean, at this point, the only one not writing checks to Microsoft for Android is Google. Just get it over with.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.winrumors.com\/windows-7-overtakes-xp-to-become-the-most-widely-used-os\/\">Windows 7 Overtakes Windows XP To become World&#8217;s Most Used OS<\/a>.<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p>This was inevitable, but maybe we can finally see an end to I.E.6 Finally some stability and the death of XP. 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