{"id":11987,"date":"2011-09-28T12:30:30","date_gmt":"2011-09-28T17:30:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/?p=11987"},"modified":"2024-01-01T10:20:10","modified_gmt":"2024-01-01T16:20:10","slug":"kindle-fire-versus-ipad-fight","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/2011\/09\/kindle-fire-versus-ipad-fight\/","title":{"rendered":"Kindle Fire versus iPad &#8211; FIGHT!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image alignleft size-thumbnail\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/fire.png\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" data-attachment-id=\"11993\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/2011\/09\/kindle-fire-versus-ipad-fight\/fire\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/fire.png?fit=285%2C486&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"285,486\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"kindlefire\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/fire.png?fit=285%2C486&amp;ssl=1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/fire.png?resize=150%2C150&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-11993\" title=\"kindlefire\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/fire.png?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/fire.png?resize=160%2C160&amp;ssl=1 160w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/fire.png?resize=80%2C80&amp;ssl=1 80w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/fire.png?resize=200%2C200&amp;ssl=1 200w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.friedyoda.com\/noisecast\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/fire.png?resize=120%2C120&amp;ssl=1 120w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Shut the front door! It just got announced and people are already comparing it to the iPad. You really need to stop doing that, for a few reasons. The biggest reason is because the Kindle Fire isn\u2019t competing with the iPad, nor is it trying to.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The newly unveiled Kindle Fire is a $200 7\u201d tablet with a color IPS display, dual-core processor, and 8GB of built-in storage. It comes with free Amazon Cloud Drive, and will automatically be synced to your Amazon account when you pull it out of the box. It is running a customized build of Android 2.3 and it\u2019s stripped of Google\u2019s services in favor of Amazon\u2019s own music, application, and storage options.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Now I understand that most if not every other person on the planet reads \u201ctablet\u201d and immediately thinks \u201ciPad\u201d. That\u2019s because you\u2019re narrow-minded and you lack the ability to look around you and see what\u2019s going on. The Kindle isn\u2019t trying to compete with the iPad. It can\u2019t compete with the iPad. If you want an iPad, you\u2019re either already have one or you\u2019re waiting for the price to drop because you\u2019re dumb enough to not realize that Apple products don\u2019t drop in price in a way that will make waiting a fiscally prudent decision. If you want an iPad, you don\u2019t give a fuck about the Kindle Fire because it\u2019s not an iPad. In the words of C.W. Gabriel <a href=\"http:\/\/www.penny-arcade.com\/comic\/2004\/3\/24\/\">\u201cIt\u2019s not <strong><em>for<\/em><\/strong> you!\u201d<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The Kindle Fire was designed for and is being sold to that guy that doesn\u2019t need 64GB of storage. This guy doesn\u2019t need a 3G connection to constantly stay connected to everything on the internet. The Kindle Fire is for that person that likes reading news stories, books, and comics away from his computer but he doesn\u2019t want to have to do it on his 4\u201d cell phone screen. Even the entry-level iPad is too expensive for this guy because he doesn\u2019t care for the bigger screen, the games, or iTunes. The Kindle Fire is for the person that wants a good color e-reader that has the ability to pull down his favorite RSS feeds.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Kindle Fire TV Commercial\u2014Amazons New Kindle Ad\" width=\"500\" height=\"281\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/XCefB-d-OcY?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>The iPad was designed to be the device that will let you do everything away from a computer. Yes, I understand that it doesn\u2019t quite let you do everything and it is, in essence, a computer. But you also understand what I\u2019m saying, so stop being such a douche about it. This is why the iPad and the Kindle aren\u2019t competing. They are going after different groups of people. The difference between an iPad and a Kindle Fire is similar to the difference between a $100,000 Mercedes and a $16,000 Honda Civic DX. They both use the same roads to get you to your destination. They both run on gasoline. They are both cars. One is for the pompous asshole that thinks the names on his products defines who he is as a person, and the other is for the person that just wants to get where he\u2019s going with more convenience than walking or taking the bus.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>When the Nintendo Wii came out, people scoffed at it because it was only capable of 480p maximum resolution and it wasn\u2019t able to play DVDs, unlike its \u201ccompetition\u201d the Xbox 360 and the PS3. Then it started selling faster than bottled water in Hell and people had to grab a plate full of shut the fuck up. The Wii wasn\u2019t designed to be one of those \u201cDO ALL THE THINGS!\u201d devices, and neither is the Kindle Fire. They are for the other guy, and all that guy wants is \u201cgood enough\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>That\u2019s exactly what the Kindle Fire is. It\u2019s good enough.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>New Kindle Fire unveiled! But wait, it&#8217;s not an iPad wannabe. This budget tablet is all about reading &#038; RSS, perfect for casual users who don&#8217;t need (or want) the bells &#038; whistles. 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