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Let us not wallow in the valley of despair, I say to you today, my friends.

And so even though we face the difficulties of today and tomorrow, I still have a dream. It is a dream deeply rooted in the American dream.

I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: “We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all consoles are created equal.”

I have a dream that one day in America, the followers of XBox 360 and the followers of Playstation 3 will be able to sit down together at the couch of brotherhood.

I have a dream that one day even the company of Nintendo, a state sweltering with the heat of inferiority, sweltering with the heat of exercise from Wii Sports, will be transformed into an oasis of freedom and justice.

I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not own a console of single color but by the content of their games.

I have a dream today! Continue Reading »