Sony’s Playstation 3 vibrator delayed

Kaz Hirai wants to please the ladies. And when he pleases the ladies, he wants to make sure that the pleasing is done right! That’s why the upcoming PS3 controller, the “Vibe,” is being bumped from a Spring 2010 release date to a Fall 2010 release date.

“I want to personally make sure that our product will satisfy the current and potential female market out there. I will be overseeing and lending a helping hand and finger in all future testing of the Vibe controller,” Sony’s head honcho Kaz Hirai said.

The Vibe is said to feature multiple settings as well as a motion controller that executes commands based on hip movements. The pink bulbous head (Ed. note: sorry, it’s just too easy…) will be pressure sensitive as well. Sony claims that this will bridge the game between a men and women when it comes to gaming. So far, reception from females has been fairly positive with one woman saying, “it will now give me great pleasure to use my Playstation 3.”

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Jaffe sees a bright future for the PS3

David Jaffe

In a recent interview with Gamasutra, David Jaffe said that PS3 will take over the Xbox in market share when the console war dies down. You can read the uncensored interview below. Continue Reading »

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I have a dream

I have a dream

Let us not wallow in the valley of despair, I say to you today, my friends.

And so even though we face the difficulties of today and tomorrow, I still have a dream. It is a dream deeply rooted in the American dream.

I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: “We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all consoles are created equal.”

I have a dream that one day in America, the followers of XBox 360 and the followers of Playstation 3 will be able to sit down together at the couch of brotherhood.

I have a dream that one day even the company of Nintendo, a state sweltering with the heat of inferiority, sweltering with the heat of exercise from Wii Sports, will be transformed into an oasis of freedom and justice.

I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not own a console of single color but by the content of their games.

I have a dream today! Continue Reading »

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HD Gaming: Smoke & Mirrors

I’m a PC gaming fanboi. I’ve owned three consoles in my life: the Nintendo Entertainment System, the Sega Saturn, and the Nintendo 64. No PS2, no Sega Dreamcast. I have my fair share of handheld systems (original Game Boy, Game Gear, and Atari Lynx). But with my N64 I had already began to experience the wonderful life of PC gaming. Since I’ve been gaming, video editing, photo manipulating, and audio mixing on a PC for a decade, I can honestly say that I am not impressed by this new breed of “high definition” gaming that these new consoles have brought. 720p? 1080p? Those are some nifty terms for display resolutions. Luckily, that translates to screen resolutions of 1280×720 and 1920×1080 respectively, for those who don’t know what those terms really mean.

Now go out an ask any PC gamer or PC user who does any sort of graphics what they think of these new “HD” consoles. They’ll probably laugh in your face. Why? Because these resolutions have been natively run on PCs for years. I’ve been using 1280×1024 resolution for a good 6 years already, and thats for gaming and normal desktop resolution.

The PlayStation 3 and the Xbox 360 are scamming people by claiming that they’re pioneering the way in realism with high definition. What really matters is the video card and dedicated power that the machine can juice out for a game, not the resolution. Sure, the PS3 and the 360 seem godly, but isn’t it funny how these new consoles are more similar to PCs in structure and architecture than any console has ever been? The gap is getting smaller, so what gives? Why are developers straying away from PC gaming when in fact they’re making their consoles more and more PC-like. Why boast hi-def when in fact they’ve been working with resolutions far above 1080p for years? Grab a barebones system, toss on a Quadro FX 5500 1GB video card, toss on about 4GB of RAM, and get DX10, and you just made yourself a PS3 eater when it comes to gaming (especially if you use the new Crysis engine). I understand that there’s a huge marketing scheme out there to get consumers to do everything from their fingertips, but from their living room couch, but come on. Boasting HD as some new revolutionary technology in gaming is lame. Come on game devs, throw the PC gaming industry some bones here.

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