What do Doom, Tomb Raider, Mortal Kombat, Super Mario Bros, and Resident Evil all have in common? No, they’re not all video games. Well, they are. But taking it a step further, they are all video games that have been made into shitty motion pictures. You probably coughed up $10 at the movie theater to watch one of these films and ended up squat humping the ticket guy in an attempt to get your money back halfway through the movie. I sure did after going to see Doom. And Tomb Raider? What the hell is the point of having Angelina Jolie play Lara Croft if there aren’t going to be any scenes with Lara Croft partaking in some steamy lesbian foreplay with some random femme baddie? Well, word just hit the internets that another successful video game franchise almost got gangraped by Hollywood. Continue Reading »