Jeff Brown, Vice President of Communications for Electronic Arts has sent a pissed off letter to Fox News regarding the whole Cooper Lawrence/Mass Effect fiasco. Well let me tell you this. I don’t like it. I know exactly what he’s trying to do. He’s trying to beat me into Cooper Lawrence’s pants. Not while I’m still the Harbinger of Truth, Jeffy boy! I see that lust in your eyes. You will try to lure she who is a 37 year old MILF into your expensive car to your beach side villa, and then make magnificently suave attempts to get her to call you “darling,” aren’t you? Well let me tell you something, freckle head, you’ve just declared war on the nation of Fried Yoda, and believe me, I’m served spicy! Let the best man win. And we all know who the man is in this situation! Cooper! Cooper! Come into the warmth of my embrace so we can explore Mass Effect together! Come to me!

A disturbance traveled through the gaming community the last few days regarding the game Mass Effect. Fox News decided to do a report on the game’s incorporation of “graphic nudity” and a sex scene, and how it was being marketed towards children. Featured in the report were Fox’s hand pick “expert psychologist” Cooper Lawrence and Spike TV’s game guru Geoff Keighley. Cooper, without even having played the game attacked Mass Effect and how negative and damaging it is on today’s youth. You can see the clip of the report below. Continue Reading »