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	<description>Bedroom DJ, noob producer, actor, advertiser, creative writer, graphic artist, gamer, game dev major...multimedia powerhouse! Here ye shall find my various musings, articles, rants, stories, satire, etc. No bullshit. Just straight up midget porn.</description>
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		<title>I try to recreate &#8220;Pjanoo&#8221; by Eric Prydz</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Mar 2010 23:59:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Fun with Logic Pro 9]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Did this about 3 months ago but what the hell, it&#8217;s still share-worthy: I don&#8217;t know how to play piano, but this is my first attempt to recreate a popular song. I&#8217;ve been messing around in my &#8220;studio&#8221; for some time. It isn&#8217;t perfect but it&#8217;s a start. Hopefully with some practice, practice, practice I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Host migration broke the site theme &#8211; fixed</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Feb 2010 07:49:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Fried Yoda</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[General]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[site issues]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Due to the slowness of my previous host (Dreamhost) when it comes to WordPress, I had to move this site to a more reliable host. Funny thing was that the solutions Dreamhost had on its wiki to make WordPress run at a reasonable speed wouldn&#8217;t work for me. The plugins they recommended wouldn&#8217;t install because [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Apple iPad is just as iBad as it sounds, but holds potential for gaming</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Jan 2010 23:44:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Fried Yoda</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[It's Dead, Jim]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[General Gaming]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Apple disappointed the world today with its terribly named new product the iPad. With all the hype surrounding it and Apple promising that it will bring some revolutionary ways of interaction, I was expecting some Project Natal-like tech to be used in controlling this thing. But we were graced with an oversized iPod Touch and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Apple iPad revolutionizes gaming</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Jan 2010 23:43:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Fried Yoda</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[big disappointment]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[i could've done a goatse image]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[IT'S SATIRE BITCHES]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[oh so many tampon jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[revolutionary and magical]]></category>

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The gaming industry was revolutionized today by Apple&#8217;s unveiling of it&#8217;s new product the iPad. Pretty much it is a giant iPod touch but don&#8217;t let that sway you! Hidden deep within its 9.5 inch display lies technology that will change the face of games forever! In an exclusive interview with Fried Yoda, Apple fanboi [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Am I smart or what?</title>
		<link>http://www.friedyoda.com/2010/01/26/am-i-smart-or-what/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Jan 2010 04:36:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Fried Yoda</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[It's Dead, Jim]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[IQ]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[useless information]]></category>

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Free-IQTest.net &#8211; Accurate IQ Test
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		<title>Sony&#8217;s Playstation 3 vibrator delayed</title>
		<link>http://www.friedyoda.com/2010/01/22/sonys-playstation-3-vibrator-delayed/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Jan 2010 13:58:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Fried Yoda</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[it just screams "sex toy"]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Kaz Hirai]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[PS3]]></category>

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Kaz Hirai wants to please the ladies. And when he pleases the ladies, he wants to make sure that the pleasing is done right! That&#8217;s why the upcoming PS3 controller, the &#8220;Vibe,&#8221; is being bumped from a Spring 2010 release date to a Fall 2010 release date.
&#8220;I want to personally make sure that our product [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Where&#8217;s Sulu? Up your Jeffrie&#8217;s Tube!</title>
		<link>http://www.friedyoda.com/2010/01/21/wheres-sulu-up-your-jeffries-tube/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Jan 2010 02:30:56 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Video Games]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[check out his blue bitch]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[IT'S SATIRE BITCHES]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Yeah these Trekkie thugs DO exist in Open Beta]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Francis from Iowa tells us about his Star Trek Online experience. Welcome the newest breed of gamers in STO.]]></description>
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		<title>Deep Space 9: Revisiting Earth&#8217;s Past</title>
		<link>http://www.friedyoda.com/2010/01/21/deep-space-9-revisiting-earths-past/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Jan 2010 01:06:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Fried Yoda</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[It's Dead, Jim]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Deep Space 9]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[DS9]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Continuing my tradition to watch all Star Trek series (in reverse chronological order) I just finished Deep Space 9 from start to finish. Aside from it being Babylon 5 in the Star Trek universe, tarnished with an overly-dramatic lead actor, and having every damn episode be some parallel to a historical event from Earth&#8217;s history, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Madden 10 Renaming Wildcat Offense to Dogpound Offense for Eagles</title>
		<link>http://www.friedyoda.com/2009/08/14/madden-10-renaming-wildcat-offense-to-dogpound-offense-for-eagles/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Aug 2009 19:36:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Fried Yoda</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[EA]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Electronic Arts]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[IT'S SATIRE BITCHES]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Madden 10]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Michael Vick]]></category>
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Shiiiiit, what dis Wildcat biznass dey be talkin &#8217;bout? Mo&#8217;fuckas be straight up tripping. Wildcat offense? Fuck dat shit! I ain&#8217;t playin&#8217; no Wildcat! Imma mo&#8217;fuckin dawg, son. A dawg dat done been locked up in da pound. A muthafuckin dawgpound, son! See I had time in da pound to be philosophizing and shit. Yeah [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Restaurant Rant #1</title>
		<link>http://www.friedyoda.com/2009/02/24/restaurant-rant-1/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Feb 2009 17:15:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Fried Yoda</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[It's Dead, Jim]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[For those that don&#8217;t know, I am a manager at a nice restaurant in the Chicago burbs. It&#8217;s a place that you can have a romantic dinner at or have a few martinis at our bar. An average dinner for a customer (say he or she just gets a drink and an entree) runs about [...]]]></description>
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