The gaming industry was revolutionized today by Apple’s unveiling of it’s new product the iPad. Pretty much it is a giant iPod touch but don’t let that sway you! Hidden deep within its 9.5 inch display lies technology that will change the face of games forever! In an exclusive interview with Fried Yoda, Apple fanboi William “Steve Jobs” Gates IV said, “This thing will revolutionize the gaming industry, but we didn’t want to reveal all the details today.” As seen at today’s event, game execs and demos were fairly lackluster, but that was all part of the plan according to Jobs.

“There’s a big secret inside the iPad that not only will allow it to take action during the heaviest of flows but it will also literally expand how games are played in front of your very eyes!” Steve-o-rino proceeded to reveal this mind-blowing tech to us: What’s embedded inside the magical and revolutionary iPad is technology internally referred to as “iStretch.” Jobbers continued with his demonstration for us, “Ohh look! Here is a game from the App Store that is native to the iPhone and iPod Touch! Using our revolutionary and magical iStretch technology we are able to UPSCAAAAAALLLLEEEEEEEEEE and STREEEEEEEETCH the resolution to fit the full screen of the iPad!”

As shown by the before and after shots here (stolen from Engadget cause our event pass got “lost in the mail”), you can see the game in its native resolution and then in it’s iStretched resolution:

This is sure to revolutionize the gaming industry as we now have more room to work with controls and we can now see things on a bigger screen. Now playing the Operation app won’t be such a bitch (there is no Operation app, but I’m sure Hasbro will make one utilizing iStretch). Apple’s “most advanced technology in a magical & revolutionary device” will be available in March starting at the “unbelievable price” of $499.