10 things I learned this summer

  1. You can never truly have a unique college experience unless the last course you take before getting your degree is Accounting 101, one of the building blocks to all your other business courses.
  2. Why so serious? Because $20 just barely got me by with a movie ticket, popcorn, and a drink.
  3. A gallon of gas in the U.S. costs as much as a 500ml bottle of water in Paris.
  4. No child should ever have to say that they visited Disneyland and heard Mickey Mouse and Buzz Lightyear speaking in French.
  5. Greek citizens are in an uproar…because the government is going to implement property taxes?
  6. It just isn’t summer unless a bit of your friend’s puke stains your car’s carpeting.
  7. British women are the top seekers for the morning-after pill at clinics when on summer vacation.
  8. Tricking out your hatchback to do 0 to 60 in 9 seconds is considered baller in Europe.
  9. So is owning a John Deere tractor.
  10. How can people say Polish jokes are mean when a Polish wireless carrier hires actors to stand in line for the iPhone cause regular citizens/potential customers wouldn’t?
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