Reporting news is an arduous thing. It requires a lot of time and dedication. I have neither. It’s hard enough keeping up with regular news in the game industry, it’s even harder falsifying that news in a timely fashion. So I’m going to take a slightly different approach on things. I’m keeping the funny, and removing the news. Pretty much this site will be satirical commentary and funny shit. To give you an example, two older posts on this site, this on and this one, are great examples of what this site is going to be like. In fact, this site got a bit sidetracked, because that was the original vision. And yes, the original vision was to get sued for slander and libel. Stay tuned. More content. Less news.

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